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Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do
Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.
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call me a patron of the ass library the way I'm checking out that butt
hear me outā¦
āHear me outā and itās the most conventionally attractive alien father figure youāve ever seen
I mean? Yeah? Gantu is obviously conventionally attractive
Deep voice, big muscles, Tall
Like. What am i missing here?
honey he has a fish for a head
We don't know it's a fish
iām so thirstyā¦ wonāt you use /water to water me?
/water
ohā¦. why thank you!!
if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?
you off the henny or whatever you drink and she appears in your inbox, knowing all the dumb shit she be saying but you close to gettinā that wop, you sittinā lookinā at the screen like
after the deed is done, the bloggers caught wind of it but you tryna play it off like:Ā
āI never just did things just to do them, cāmon what am i gonna do just hit her up like you droppin neck? like its something to do? I got a lil more sense than thatā¦.
yeah, I got mop from communismā
this is one of the most important posts on this website, how the hell does it only have 26k notes after all these years
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The deliberate systematic purge of transfems by the staff has gotten so bad that not even Gooseworx was safe. Fucking Gooseworx.
Wishing the current Tumblr owners nothing but swift bankruptcy and eventual sale of the hellsite to someone else
disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.
"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me
"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.
Kevin R Free dragging Lindsay Graham in the WTNV year four script collection
In honor of Lindsey Graham not living to regret any of that shit--
This dog's face is sending me. New reaction image
As i was cropping it i thought the "no he'd die" was really funny so I kept it
I'm stealing this. Thanks.
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hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg š„
I don't know how to articulate this well, but I really fucking hate the way a lot of thin writers write fat characters. Like how men write women "breasting boobily" there is something so dehumanizing about how fat characters are often written. "He waddled", "he lumbered", the writer of the book I'm reading always mentions this characters "fleshy hand" when he does something with his hand. Like, we already know that he's fat. There is no need to describe everything he does as "doing it fatly".
*fishes this absolute treasure from the tags*
During her incredibly long winded evil monologue the demon queen looked towards my party for the first time in 12 minutes and we had set out the cards and snacks and she finally had to stop talking because the idea we werent listening made her so frustrated and embarrassed she choked up a little
Can you please not tell people about that. Please. I suffer enough indignities already. Cant we just keep that between us. I spared you and everything. Please.
We promised we were listening and even repeated some of her points back to her but she didnt wanna hear it she just slammed the door to her lair and wouldnt let us back in. I think it really hurt her feelings
THAT WAS AN ACT OF MERCY. I WAS SPARING YOU
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A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
I fuck with this
[image description: screenshot of writing formatted as a question and answer exchange. headline of piece is: The Proposal to Raise Every Boy as a Girl. (author not listed)
Q. You want to raise every boy as a girl? Yes.
Q. Why? A boy will learn to hate girls as long as he is raised in such a way where he is treated as better, and superior to, his girl peers, whenever he is cruel to girls. So, instead, we raise boys as girls.
Q. What if they say they are not a girl, and want to be acknowledged as boy? Then you know they are a boy, so you must make sure to understand them as boy, and not a girl.
Q. What does it mean to be 'raised as a girl'? That's up for you to decide. The only difference is that you should not raise boys any differently than you raise girls, since you raise every boy as a girl.
Q. Girls and boys are raised in specific ways for specific purposes, so it does not make sense to raise boys as girls. If you raise every boy as a girl, then there is no being which is not raised as a girl, so anyone raised as a girl necessarily must learn to do anything and everything to grow up, without restrictions on tasks, labours, or interests.
Q. But boys and girls are different. All two girls are different, and raising girls in one specific way destroys this individuality in favour of moulding girls to serve the same master. Still, the girls resist to live life on their own terms. If girls can be raised such that they know they can do anything they want, including not being girls, so too will boys raised as girls.
Q. Why not raise every girl as a boy? Because if a girl does not exist among boys, then the girl is made.
Q. Why not raise girls and boys as themselves? The self must be made in a world where girls and boys can first and foremost be themselves. One step towards this goal is to raise every boy as a girl.
Q. The way people raise girls is cruel, so why would you raise boys with that cruelty? If you raise girls with cruelty, then you should stop being cruel to girls.
/end description]
