Fandoms and Me

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

This post is the distilled essence of everything I believe in.

An excellent opportunity to point out that generative AI is little more than predictive text on steroids, which is why it “hallucinates.”

Y'all don't just have your own portable parking lots? 🤔

This reminds me of my corsetmaker days when i found myself searching for "extra thick boning."

watching 20 year old tv shows is all fun and games until you realize how far we’ve backslid on certain social issues

like you’ll have an entire special episode on the morality of medical marijuana which I feel like you really don’t get these days cause everyone is just kind of like “¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it’s weed” but then you have an episode about how forcing intersex children into strict gender roles is abusive or well meaning (tho dated) episodes about how trans people deserve basic human rights and respect or like an entire episode about how your personal feelings about abortion shouldn’t determine the care you give as a doctor and you’re just like ahhhhh. Ahhh. Okay.

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

honey he has a fish for a head

We don't know it's a fish

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

this is one of the most important posts on this website, how the hell does it only have 26k notes after all these years

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

In honor of Lindsey Graham not living to regret any of that shit--