Fandoms and Me

I'm stealing this. Thanks.

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

I don't know how to articulate this well, but I really fucking hate the way a lot of thin writers write fat characters. Like how men write women "breasting boobily" there is something so dehumanizing about how fat characters are often written. "He waddled", "he lumbered", the writer of the book I'm reading always mentions this characters "fleshy hand" when he does something with his hand. Like, we already know that he's fat. There is no need to describe everything he does as "doing it fatly".

During her incredibly long winded evil monologue the demon queen looked towards my party for the first time in 12 minutes and we had set out the cards and snacks and she finally had to stop talking because the idea we werent listening made her so frustrated and embarrassed she choked up a little

Can you please not tell people about that. Please. I suffer enough indignities already. Cant we just keep that between us. I spared you and everything. Please.

We promised we were listening and even repeated some of her points back to her but she didnt wanna hear it she just slammed the door to her lair and wouldnt let us back in. I think it really hurt her feelings

THAT WAS AN ACT OF MERCY. I WAS SPARING YOU

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

Your fave is ongelmajäte

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

I love how this shows how real artists drawing a thing aren't just representing the thing, but showing you what THEY found beautiful in it.

Love every single one of these eggs. No yeah of course it's still okay to write your vampire story or whatever, even if a thousand people have done it before you. Your art will still be uniquely yours and people will find something fresh in your perspective. Paint your egg.