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Putting zucchini in everything is the opposite of a guilty pleasure. It's a purifying penance that absolves you of all sin.

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

i love people

woah.. do you know any other abilities of creatures

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.