Grocery Store Enthusiast

travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.

in an old website on the internet all covered in vines, lived some lovely little mutuals in two straight lines..

I am fascinated by the correlation between benadryl and specifically spiders.

They use spiders in the recipe

The mind spiders use benadryl as a marker for prey

so so sooooo sexy when tv shows end when they're supposed to. so sexy to have a thematically coherent & significant narrative and follow it to its natural conclusion. I'm salivating

idk how to tell you guys this but the main plot of tonight's riverdale episode was about emmett till. you might be thinking 'riverdale doesn't really have the depth and quality to cover such a serious topic, though'. you would be correct.

when will it get easier

As per my last clay tablet,

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

This consultation with my viziers could have been a clay tablet

jesse pinkman would’ve survived willy wonka factory. walt, on the other hand would die immediately, and saul would be banned from going within 500 feet of the premises for unrelated reasons

In voice chat with my friends improvising a version of Breaking Bad where they're illegally farming carp instead of cooking meth

one of the worst genres of tumblr post is "attempt at thoughtful emotional prose from a person who has read nothing but fanfic since they graduated from high school"