bonjour tout Les monde

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

Mind your business

having thick hair and going to get your hair cut is just having to listen to your hair dresser repeat over and over again how millions of people would commit despicable crimes to have your hair

touching grass is not enough i need to see the night sky as it looked to an ancient greek

its like the old saying goes: "jack off all trades, masturbate nuns" or somethingg likethat

therapy isn't enough i need to be someone else

dungeons and dragons

Buffy the Vampire Slayer season two finale would be so astonishingly powerful if David Boreanaz could. act. I’m sorry I’m sorry but guys. It’s still astonishingly powerful but Sarah Michelle Gellar is holding up the sky entirely on her own.

You’re telling me a LOBSTER squeezed this lime?

Gin and clawnic