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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@myprincesstaco
oh my god babe, i literally only wear the diaper for gaming reasons, back off. yes the paci, i mean pacifier is part of it, it stops me from flaming. yes the dress is part of it. it's um, aerodynamic or whatever. and the um tiara is um... it's um....
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everyone in halo reactions when i come out to them
master chief: hm. glad you told me, soldier. knowing yourself is important when you’re fighting a complex enemy like the covenant.
cortana: interesting… yes, i see your brain chemistry is a bit… different. i’ll keep this in mind for the future. i can’t wait to explore this further with you!
sergeant johnson: heh, so you’re a girl? well, you won’t get any argument from me. long as you keep watching my back, i’ll watch yours.
dr halsey: you’re transsexual? how could you think of yourself at a time like this? we need to keep our attention on the only thing that matters: saving the human race. additionally, you should be aware that J.K. Rowling is a close personal friend of mine
grunt: huohahaha! send pictures of your gock and gballs to my grunt phone
And the Arbiter?
arbiter comes from a warrior culture that likely venerates transsexuals for religious purposes and would immediately become protective and deferential to your wisdom. wants to hit but doesn’t know how to ask respectfully
I'm cis, so I'm sitting and learning, sis.
actually that’s what the arbiter would say
cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn
you come onto my post and be funnier than me
skillet issue
outfit that says "you can't tell me what to do" and body language that screams "god please Mistress tell me what to do"
Reblogging a bunch of mechsplo posts, going to bed and waking up to find multiple HANDLER accounts following you is very exciting and nerve-wracking at the same time.
Like, I have clearly attracted the attention of my superiors and I'm mildly anxious and giddy as to what training/conditioning I am going to be subjected to.
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Trying to flirt voice: Hey girl, you uh- umm- are you a mech cause I'd uh- like to be nestled in you very much like a big suit of armour thank you- a-and maybe wear a collar and bark whilst inside you-
Really tempted to borrow a spare Handler coat and cap from storage and see just how much bullshit I can get up to before anyone realizes
Hound that wears one of her handler's coats as a comfort item.
Occasionally it thinks the coat fits it a little too well, but that can't be right, it's been a hound for as long as it can remember. Whatever it was before really doesn't matter, so long as handler is happy.
got a complaint from HR (Handler Relations) because i clicked my tongue when I walked past one of their Hounds and It apparently Immediately started pitching a tent.
I mean I did it intentionally but nobody on base can prove that so for all intents and purposes wasn’t me.
You're not going to get out.
I know that's what you've been thinking. I've been treating you more like a lover. You think that because I let you sleep chained to my bed instead of on the cold basement floor that I'm going to get sloppy, that I'll start trusting you, that you'll have the chance to escape. I know how that brain of yours works. On some level you have to know the truth- you'll never get out of here.
You probably had a better chance of getting out before, when you were still a cold, crying thing in the basement, before I brought you upstairs to stay with me. I hardly cared, then, you were just another pet. A thing pretending to be a person that was just slow enough for me to catch. If you ran off or died or lost your marbles I'd just get a new one. Your cuffs were one-size-fits-all and the basement window has always been broken. You had a chance then. Not anymore. I'm more careful- you're special now. You made yourself irreplaceable.
You're padlocked to the wall when awake and the bed when you sleep. The chain is thick and your cuff is fitted perfectly. You're microchipped. You're cuffed and collared and branded. Its all permanent. Your captivity is permanent. I don't know why you delude yourself, you're not earning my trust. You're just making it so I never, ever want to let you leave.
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Consider, Hounds clinking their muzzles together to act like a peck on the lips. That is all.
girlfriend is a kind of plushie
you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man
never use this color on a wall you're going to be living with for a while, it looks okay at first but holy shit man
Okay, but don't leave this in the tags, man.
when i was getting spitroasted yesterday our friend said to my wife "wow we're really just using her as a toy huh" and then they started making out over my limp body and it was soooonfdhsjnebdnnbrhsjdjdbd 😵💫😵💫😵💫 I LOVE BEING USED BY GIRLS WITH COCKS
the Handlers on base are mad at me because I’m taller than them and they can’t order me to stop flirting with their Hounds
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Telling a girl in a queer bar to bark for you and watching her brain break in real time and having to steady her hand for her so she doesn't spill her drink on herself, which definitely doesn't help her recovery speed 😌😇
it was actually just thinking about how cute it is when a girl with a big tail is forced into an outfit not designed for her so her tail lifts her skirt up and shows her butt
there is a deep darkness in your heart like sincerely
