tryna find home🍑

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

so far one theme of the 30s for me has been realizing that literally every human being on earth who appears completely cool and collected and together with it at first glance has some threshold past which enough known information about them will shatter that mystique completely. i don't even say this negatively or pessimistically it's just been helpful to keep in mind that we're all like that.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

I need to print this and put it on a wall

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

formative years? aren’t they all?

say what you want about me but friends confide in me. colleagues hug me. animals nap on me and strangers meet my eyes and smile

its important for a woman to have machinations/schemes

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude