#sinbad

"A drink, if its not too much, darling." Sinbad spoke with a purr, his form leaning against the counter as the serpent gave Roland a wink.

(None of your ocs met Sinbad yet, I've noticed 👀👀)

Roland was about to step in himself when the new patron he didn't recognize handled the skirmish before him. He was impressed with the cool headed way the stranger handled it, not to mention how effortlessly he dragged the two men out of the bar.

He watched the man stroll back in, sharp red eyes taking a closer look at his appearance and stature. Not a bad view, Roland had to admit. And he knew how to charm a bartender, it would seem. Roland smirked, polishing off a glass before setting it off to the side.

I'll be posting fanfics for @whosastaroth's sinja week prompts! It's been a long time since I've written, but I have to do something for this week and my favorite ship!

They'll be on ao3 under The_Wise_Writer. If anyone wants any of them on Tumblr, let me know, I've never posted them on here.

Eris: Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another cutie that somehow managed to get to Tartarus.

Y/N: Your puzzle ain't that difficult.

Eris: Looks like I've been defeated at my own game.

Y/N: Don't flatter yourself, Your Divinity. You were never even a player.

Eris: Ooh, I love it when my playthings are feisty.

Y/N: I'm not someone's toy, I have a soul, a heart. I bleed, I sweat, and I tear.

Eris: Poor thing, you've been through so much. As a reward, I will give you whatever your heart desires, and relieve you from your sufferings. In exchange for your hand in matrimony.

Y/N: Ironic coming from the goddess of discord.

Eris: Ouch, trust issues that much?

Y/N: Yeah, your literal function is to cause chaos to the world, and it's your fault why I'm always miserable.

Eris: Well, you did play my game.

Y/N: Only because it would finally be over for this nightmare! Why should I trust you?! Why should I believe a single word of what you're saying?!

Eris: Y/N my dear, when the goddess gives her word, she is bound to it for all eternity.

Y/N: What's the point of eternal binding if I'm not even eternal myself? I am just a mortal.

Eris: We can have that arranged.

Fifteen years later...

Y/N: And that my children is the story of how I met your mother.

🏴‍☠️💖😤 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬 is one of my biggest hyperfixations 😤💖🏴‍☠️   Now that I’ve turned 30, I’ve been feeling very nostalgic and turning to things that make me feel truly like myself. Sinbad was integral to my childhood and it was one of those movies where everyone was hot 😂 I even have memories of my little sister and I kissing the TV screen and begging my dad to draw Eris the Goddess of Discord for me.     Now as an adult I watch this film on repeat! I love the designs and the score, I love learning about how it’s a great pirate film but it’s technically not a good “Sinbad” adaptation because the writers decided to make it Greco-Roman inspired… and I love engaging with the queerness of “taking your friend’s execution sentence because you believe in him so much” or “physically abandoning your childhood BFF because he’s betrothed to a total babe”.     So here’s my little portrait of Proteus, Marina, and Sinbad wrapped in a little hammock of togetherness because what if “This is my boyfriend, Sinbad, and this is Sinbad’s boyfriend Proteus”🥰  

Alexa play "I want my boyfriend's to kiss" by Ashnikko!