Time for the main event!

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

who wanna come over and have floor time

"the best solution to a love triangle is polyamory!" sometimes the best solution to a love triangle is for one or even both guys to die horribly and turn to ash.

oh, nothing. just remembering that one video where someone did an analysis of roy’s alchemy & gate & said “riza had such an impact on him that she’s literally a part of his soul.”

So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup

I love cultural exchange