Just Me

Hey man, whatever lorems your ipsum

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

the engineers designing the tesla truck

Well Ok I like this

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

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I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h