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guy whos incompatible with life itself

I really do love child vampires and have for a long time…..it’s just a very interesting contradiction to me!

when you’re very young and very old…..something horrible happened to you when you looked like this and now you’re never going to look any different!

might be the headonism in me but what the fuck is a dopamine addiction. you mean liking feeling good?? in the one life you get????? what are you evangelical?????????

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

The life-size cutout of Shelob who lives on the stairwell begs to differ.

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

3rd person is the most common perspective style…

it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore

this straw? oh, she’s my last