i wanted to know you

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

[Text ID: Even now it is hard to admit how love knocked me over. I had lived a life protected from all surprise, now suddenly I was a wheel running downhill, a light thrown against a wall, paper blown flat in the ditch. I was outside my own language and customs. /end ID]

Every day on the online people are trying to convince you of stuff by sending you links to substack or medium dot com or to a YouTube essay or to something some guy on Reddit said or to a tarot card or a bird’s entrails or the New York Times

stop romanticizing your problems. start sexualizing them instead convince yourself you are into every bad thing you experience

you write people having good sex you're just writing porn but you write people having bad sex. now you're writing a story