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This pizza was made over here in Brazil and Iβm happy to inform everyone that the method they used to get the toppings over the whole dough evenly is just slightly less funny than what the last poster in the thread suggested:
They hovered a guy over it using a crane and maneuvered him around by pushing him with a pole.
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This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.
Never thought I'd have the opportunity to say this again: Reducing women and girls to their vaginas and then forcing them to show those vaginas to strangers is not a feminist ideal.
Perfection.
"I wish I had something that could store energy and also absorb vibrations."
The faithful and compressable spring:
Itβs an enamel pin of a cat biting another catβs butt. No further explanation needed. (IT'S AVAILABLE HERE)
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... I found it. Love they made it into a pinβ
Yay ill order it
telephone pole.mp4
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you guys are so right, I should have added the best part
This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.
πΉπ· Incredible friendship in Turkey: cat visits store every day to cuddle with cashierππΊπ«
βbits to use in everyday conversationsβ
Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something.
So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books.
So one day early in her teaching career thereβs an exchange student from Japan whoβs having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale.
This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member.
Japanese doesnβt exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor youβve ever had pulls your paper over and says βOkay listen here you little piece of shit Iβm gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.β
This (studying in Chile for a year) is more or less how I realized my two PhD-having, tenured professor expat parents raised me to speak the most disrespectful and swearword-riddled version of Spanish possible (with plenty of ancient slang I didn't know was slang thrown in). It was like:
Doctors explaining hysteria in 1846
this is literally the only funny thing i have ever seen in my life, which includes a summa cum laude BA in the history of art
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Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"
If you see one of these things, cover your face and tip it over, if you have any paint or tools with you, wreck their cameras. [video]
The delivery robot getting hit by a UPS truck is so funny
My phone sometimes does this "1 year ago" thing where it plays a reel of old photos to jazzy music, but I don't take all that many photos, so in practice my phone just sometimes offers me jazzy music over a series of context-free nearly identical photos of the neighbour's cat.
Occasionally I am reminded that I went somewhere a year ago when the music plays over context-free nearly identical photos of a different cat.
Help I'm choking on my toast
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are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?
(pt 2)
wait why is this now labeled as mature content :(
