help

help! my dog is sharp

help. i cant fathom the sharp edges of my dog

IT IS SAID THAT LOVE CAN SOOTHE THE SAVAGE BEAST

Spongebobviously

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

tiramisu

tiramiisu

you can always think about yuri

r u guys ok i haven't heard anyone say yeet in awhile

u guys used to love yeet...

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude