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Taking stock
It's alright Lift... it's not like he can read... (yet).

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Hannibal Lecter + breaking the fourth wall.
Good news: if youāre currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.
Iām an ant biologist and Iād like to point out that ants also spend a significant percentage of the time doing nothing.
Turns out sometimes the most evolutionary useful thing you can do is chill and not wear yourself to shreds, whether mammal or insect. It helps you deal with emergencies and adapt to change. Plus, you can act as living food storage!
That last part is probably more an ant thing than a human thing, but hey, live your dreams.
itās also a bear thing, which absolutely explains me
Doing absolutely fuck-all is how antarctic sea sponges live to be over 10,000 years old, so live your best, longest, laziest life.
Remember lions? Fellow apex predators?
Yeah, they spend 16-20 hours of the day laying around, socializing, raising Cubs and napping.
The last 4-8 hours are spent hunting.
Wait wait, theyāre not a primate so they donāt count.
How about Orangutans?
Well, they spend 90% of their time awake just hanging out in food-rich areas, eating fruit and leaves, socializing, raising children, and chilling.
Well, theyāre not people so it doesnāt-
How about Stone Age people in Europe?
They probably worked 3-5 hours per day, every day. (Though seasonal changes in food scarcity could change that)
Laborers in ancient Egypt worked 8 hours, with an hour break at lunch. They did this for 8 days, then rested 2 days. That sounds familiar. Except⦠they also had regular time off for festivals and holidays, and only worked for about 18 out of every 50 days.
Artisans in imperial Rome generally worked from 6am to Noon, and then had the rest of the day off⦠and only worked for half the year, due to all the holidays and festivals they got off.
But thatās too easy, what about a Peasant in medieval England?
6-8 hours per day, with Sundays off, Farm workers put in longer hours at harvest time but worked shorter days in winter when there are fewer hours of daylight. Economist Juliet Schor estimates that in the period following the Plague they worked no more than 150 days a year, due to the long holidays and many festivals.
Ugh, letās go poorer. 17th century France. Starvation was afoot for the working poor!
During the reign of King Louis XIV, the workers of France had it tough, and hunger for the poorest was a fact of life. The typical working day was as much as 12 hours long, but two hours were set aside midday for lunch and perhaps an afternoon nap. Nevertheless, the Ancient RƩgime is said to have also guaranteed peasants, labourers and other workers a total of 52 Sundays, 90 rest days and 38 religious holidays off per year, meaning they worked just 185 out of 365 days.
So what changed?
The industrial revolution, baybe~~
New factory owners could work their employees to the bone due to a lack of regulation and abundance of cheap labour.
The typical factory worker in mid 19th-century England toiled away for a soul-destroying 16 hours a day, six days a week, 311 days per year!
THAT nightmare became the standard by which western society began to judge āwork-life balanceā and anything gentler than the industrial factoryās unfettered brutality is considered āsoftnessā
(So many people died being mangled in those machines. Hair handkerchiefs went into style during American industrialization because working women would otherwise get their hair caught in the machines, and be either scalped or be bodily pulled inside to dieā¦. But thatās a horror for another time)
Americans in 2020 worked an average of 8.5 hours per day on weekdays, plus another 5 hours on weekends.
Taking out federal holidays and weekends, we work 262 days per year. Most of us get 5-9 sick days to take per year. (Yes, a fixed number, no matter how sick you really are), and usually either no paid vacation, or 7-15 days paid vacation, depending on seniority and the company. Unpaid vacation doesnāt have a max, but taking it often risks you getting fired.
Even comparing against the poorest laborers in ancient history the current working structure for humans is, frankly, inhumane.
We are mammals. Let us rest. Let us celebrate holidays and attend festivals. Let us attend to our homes and families.
Even the ultra wealthy folks who got their heads chopped off gave us more time off than this!!!
Someone in the comments said something like āhumans are instinctively industrious and productive, as social creatures!ā
Buddy, thatās a lie fed to you by capitalism.
In our default state, we attend to our families yes, but we also party like hell, lounge around, and make fantastic works of art just to be proud of ourselves. We made beautiful things for the joy of creating them.
Stone Age humans may have spent a couple hours hunting and gathering, but DEFINITELY spent loads of time painting every available surface. Time and weather washed most of it away, but some places like Arizona and Colorado still preserve a few of the endless murals made by ancient hands.
Evidence shows that the ancient world was COVERED in paintings and etchings - just saturated with images of birds and beasts and humans, sunsets and cool weather. We invented mythologies and painted about them. We did something impressive, and painted about it. We taught our children how to paint and lifted them into our shoulders so they could mark the ceiling.
In our most base state, humans will work enough to survive, but our instincts demand we use all other time to create art. We want to communicate. To make connections.
āWorkingā or ābeing productiveā is not on that list.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
id: the original post shares a tweet reading, āreminder that you are an omnivore, a predator, and a pretty big one at that. You are not a bee or an ant. It is, in fact, normal for you to just want to lay around not producing anything. Youāre a mammal. Stop judging yourself for not being a hive insect.ā / end id
i love listening to my fiancƩe drawing
āno stopā āoh no i didnāt mean to do thatā āwRONG LAYERā āwait go backā āwhat line is that?!ā ācAN YOUā [irritated noises]ā āoh youā¦bastardā āwhat..layer is that on??ā
sheās so cute djksfh
A gift for your fiancee
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Technically true.
He got the job.
He takes his job seriously.
amazonās entire schtickĀ is to run other businesses into the ground by undercutting prices then ruling over their peasant customers.Ā
FedEx just refuses to deliver to my house. Itās too rural. They just wonāt do it.Ā The USPS is gutted. If I need supplies or food or any emergency anything, am I going to risk the package being destroyed or never getting to my house, or grit my teeth and go with the chaotic evil monsters who will nonetheless give me the food or medicine I need?Ā
And guess what? Amazon is directly and indirectly responsible for both the state of FedEx and the state of the USPS. They were allowed to create a monopoly and they were PREPARED for the further gutting of the USPS weāve seen in late 2020. In my rural area, with a pandemic on? I think people donāt understand what I mean when I say I have no choiceĀ sometimes, the same as I have no choiceĀ but to buy Comcast internet even tho itās overpriced and unreliable.Ā
It. Is. A. Monopoly. By. Design. Weāre being given no choice. The solution isnāt to attack the consumers; itās to force the government to undermine the company and to actually support its citizens with things like the USPS.Ā
Ethical consumption is a luxury afforded to the rich.
Adventurous people. New comic on Tapas.
Read here
i canāt believe i fell for it
This was actually pretty clever
This is some next generation bullshit fuck me
I want you all to know that i hate everyone
I love it
gonna post a controversial take alright are yāall ready??
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actually typing out emoticons like XD and :D and :V never should have gone out of fashion and you can pry them out of my cold dead hands okay I know emojis are fun but THEY DONāT CAPTURE THE EMOTION IN THE SAME WAY
so like
ā¦yeah that was basically it, thanks for reading
also websites thatĀ automatically replace your typed out <3 and :D with emojis upon sending them are a Danger To Everything Thatās Good In The World
bring back nose smilies :-)
There is no emoji that captures what I mean by :P (I do NOT mean āhur hur goofy-ass face!ā) and the one for :^/ is not great. And lest we forget, š¤·š»āāļø is absolutely inadequate compared to ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
Faces no emoji has ever managed to capture, imo:
:P
^_^
:3
^u^
:/
O.o
0.0
>:/
<(^u^)>
I am too old to stop using XD
i have never yet found an emoji that fully captures the shifty energy of:Ā
>_>
<_<
Oh man, Iāve missed O.o
Especially alternating to really capture how boggled you are.
O.o
o.O
O.o
Whatever the name of this team is, I am on it
I will go down with this ship.Ā PS: Hereās a Jack Sparrow Emoji: []:{>=

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*moves the Stormlight Archive from fantasy to the self-help section*