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Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

Had to reboot Carbonite baby.

the fact i can touch type/type without looking is so wild to me bc if you asked me to say the alphabet i’d have to do it w/the song but if you asked me to name the order of the keys from right to left i literally couldn’t do it like my fingers know where stuff is but my visual memory has zero clue and that freaks! me! out! the alphabet has no reason to be ordered like that!!! my fingers and my mind know two different alphabets!!! 

goodbye

The Giver, Lowis Lowry, 1993.

fantasy could be the best genre but unfortunately there are too many weird horny men writing it

the dogs reaction tells me this is a game they have played many many times and he can’t wait to provoke this dude into chasing him through the house

The split-second play bow the doggo does before he takes off really makes this whole video XD

goodbye

The Giver, Lowis Lowry, 1993.