I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

Sorry I moaned into your pussy when I first started eating it, it just tasted so good

unfortunately, i do want to be the one and only

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

I miss the era when people would say “it’s photoshopped” instead of “this is ai”

With photoshop I at least could respect the grind.