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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends) Additional Tags: AU - Modern Setting, Lawyer Caitlyn, Auntie Vi takes her duties very seriously, Womanizer Caitlyn, Acts of Lesbianism, Humor, Smoking, descriptions of past violence, Sexual Tension, Banter, Cunnilingus, Face-Sitting, Service Top Vi, Bottom Caitlyn, Strength Kink, They’re switches but you get a rare top Vi from me, Vaginal Fingering, Good Parent Cassandra Kiramman, U-Haul lesbians Summary:

“I can’t believe your daughter wants the local personal injury lawyer as a birthday party theme,” Vi said, rubbing her palms roughly over her face. “This would only happen with your kid. Are you sure this much screen time is good for her?”

“Oh, fuck off,” Powder said. “It’s not the commercials—it’s the damn billboards. She sees the ‘Caitlyn is always watching you’ ones, and she’s obsessed. Maybe you’re just making my daughter into a tiny lesbian.”

“You’ll be horrified if she comes out as straight when she’s older,” Vi replied. “Higher risk of teen pregnancy. She could end up like you.”

—

When I asked why, a student answered honestly: It was too long, and she kept losing track of what the paper was about. This was not a remedial class: These were students who had cleared the admissions process and written essays good enough to get them here. Yet a routine academic reading assignment had defeated them.

Every generation of professors has complained that their students cannot read. The lament is usually overblown, but data have caught up to anecdote, and what I am seeing in my classroom is no longer a hunch. There is a measurable, generational collapse in sustained reading and writing, and the academy is responding to it with improvisation and exhaustion rather than the structural overhaul it requires.

In February 2024, Adam Kotsko, who teaches in the Shimer Great Books School at North Central College, wrote in Slate that students who once handled 30 pages of reading per class meeting now seem “intimidated by anything over 10 pages and seem to walk away from readings of as little as 20 pages with no real understanding.” Crucially, he added that this is “not a matter of laziness on the part of the students” but of underlying skills they were never given a chance to build.

The Chronicle of Higher Education’s 2024 investigation found the same pattern across institutions as different as the Stevens Institute of Technology and Wellesley College, where the average SAT exceeds 1400. Nicholaus Gutierrez, an assistant professor at Wellesley, told The Chronicle that the baseline for what students consider a reasonable amount of work has dropped so noticeably that he has cut his readings accordingly; a 750-word essay now strikes many students as long. At Stevens, the science and technology studies associate professor Theresa MacPhail described following the mantra of “meet your students where they are” for so long that she has begun to feel “like a cruise director organizing games of shuffleboard.”

Worse, the national data tell the same story in colder language. On the 2011 National Assessment of Educational Progress (NAEP) writing assessment, which is the most recent comprehensive writing benchmark, only 24 percent of 12th graders reached the Proficient level, and just 3 percent reached Advanced; another 21 percent scored below Basic. The reading side of the ledger is worse, and getting worse fast: The 2024 NAEP results released in September 2025 show 12th-grade reading scores at the lowest level recorded since the assessment began in 1992. Thirty-two percent of 12th graders now score below NAEP Basic in reading, meaning that, in the assessment’s own language, they likely “cannot draw general conclusions based on concepts presented explicitly in a text.” And yet more than half of these same seniors reported being accepted to a four-year college. That last sentence is the whole problem in one line: We are admitting a cohort that cannot read at a college level and are pretending otherwise.

Why is this happening? One reason, of course, is smartphones.

I came into teaching as a skeptic of the anti-smartphone argument: I had a phone in my pocket throughout high school and college in the 2010s, and I read long books anyway. I now think I was wrong, because the neuroscience has caught up. In a 2017 paper, Adrian F. Ward and colleagues at the University of Texas at Austin’s McCombs School of Business showed that the mere presence of a participant’s smartphone — whether that be face down, powered off, untouched, or across the desk out of vision — measurably reduces available working memory and fluid intelligence on cognitive tests, with the largest effects on the most phone-dependent users. A 2022 study by Motoyasu Honma and colleagues at Japan’s Showa University used near-infrared spectroscopy to compare reading on a smartphone with reading the same passage on paper, and found that smartphone reading produced overactivity in the prefrontal cortex, suppressed sigh generation, and led to general lower comprehension scores; the authors argued that the sigh inhibition and prefrontal overload were causally linked to the comprehension decline.

So when a student tells me they “kept losing track” of a 20-page article, I have to acknowledge that they may be describing a measurable neurological condition. The neural pathways that support sustained attention are built by use, and they atrophy without it. Your body is a use-it-or-lose-it system, and the brain is no exception.

Another reason for the decline in student reading capability is increasing reliance on generative AI. In June 2025, Nataliya Kosmyna and colleagues at the MIT Media Lab released a preprint titled “Your Brain on ChatGPT.” They divided 54 participants into three groups writing SAT-style essays — one using ChatGPT, the second group using a search engine, the last group using nothing — and monitored brain activity with a 32-channel EEG. The ChatGPT group showed the lowest neural connectivity of the three, with up to 55 percent reduced connectivity compared with the brain-only group, and “consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels.” Eighty-three percent of LLM users could not quote a single line from essays they had written minutes earlier. When the LLM group was forced to write without AI in a follow-up session, their brain activity did not bounce back to baseline; the researchers coined the term “cognitive debt” for the lingering deficit.

This is the first neurophysiological evidence that early reliance on LLMs measurably alters the brain’s engagement with writing tasks, and it is consistent with what those of us in front of classrooms are watching happen in real time. When I assign analysis, I am not trying to extract a polished product; I am trying to put the student’s mind through resistance in order to make it stronger. Offloading the struggle to a chatbot does not “free students up for higher-order work.” It deprives them of building the strength to do any substantial cognitive work at all.

There is a final factor that is contributing to this decline in reading skills, and that is that the students arriving in my classroom today are the first cohort to have experienced Common Core-influenced reading instruction across the entirety of their K–12 schooling. Whatever the standards’ original intent, the on-the-ground implementation in many districts replaced sustained reading with the practice of pulling “evidence” from disconnected short passages, the same format used on the standardized tests that increasingly determine school funding. The education scholar Natalie Wexler, among others, has documented this pivot in detail: Students drilled on “finding the main idea” in two-paragraph excerpts never build the stamina or background knowledge that longform reading requires. The pandemic then added fuel to a fire that was already burning. NAEP scores for 13-year-olds dropped sharply in 2022 and have not recovered. A 2023 EdWeek survey found that 24 percent of secondary-school administrators described pandemic learning loss in English and language arts as “severe or very severe.”

In July 2025, the journalist Mary Harrington argued in The New York Times that “thinking is becoming a luxury good.” The ability to read deeply and reason at length is fragmenting along class lines as ultra-processed digital media replaces text in everyday life, much as ultra-processed food has replaced cooking. Her longer treatment of the subject in First Things makes the more provocative case that we are witnessing the end of print culture itself, and with it the end of the cognitive substrate on which modern liberal democracy was built.

I see this stratification in the classroom and on the page every week. My students from districts that protected sustained reading through small class sizes, strict phone policies, and faculty who refused to teach to the test all arrive with their attention relatively intact. My students from districts that surrendered to devices and standardized testing arrive cognitively winded. A democracy that requires a literate electorate is now training one fraction of that electorate out of literacy while marketing to the other a “deep work” lifestyle as a luxury good. The students who cannot read a 20-page article today are the voters who will not be able to read a bill, or the jurors who cannot follow a closing argument, tomorrow.

I do what I can in my own classroom to address the problems. I break 20-page articles into two halves and assign the first half with explicit analytical tasks. I require exploratory writing before formal drafts. I model (visibly, on the board) how to track an argument across pages or distinguish a source’s claim from my own analysis. I make structured peer review explicit, because the workshop format I used to take for granted now collapses into “this is good” and “maybe add more details” the moment I step back.

But I want to be plain about the limits of what an individual instructor can do, and all of these solutions have costs. Scaffolding a 20-page article into halves compromises the integrity of the argument I am asking students to engage, just as modeling note-taking in a credit-bearing rhetoric course is using a college slot to teach a middle-school skill. None of the syllabi I teach are designed to deliver this type of cognitive rehabilitation, and pretending otherwise has produced credential inflation. We cannot keep conferring degrees on students who cannot do what the degree is supposed to certify.

I’m afraid I don’t have answers. I do, however, have some questions that may point us in the right direction. If higher education is going to respond to the reading crisis as a structural problem rather than a private burden carried by composition instructors and adjuncts, it has to stop avoiding the following questions: If a majority of incoming students cannot read at a level the curriculum requires, are we admitting students we cannot serve, or offering a curriculum we cannot provide?

Why are first-year writing and reading-intensive general-education courses still the most adjunctified, lowest-paid, highest-load corner of the university, at the precise moment when their work has become the most important work the institution does? What is the responsible institutional response for AI usage: Is it a syllabus statement, or a sequencing principle that requires students to demonstrate the cognitive work themselves before AI assistance is permitted?

Why are most college classrooms still phone-permissive by default? K–12 districts from Florida to California are now banning phones bell to bell; higher education has somehow lagged behind the public schools. Universities benefit from a pipeline they did not build and refuse to repair. What would it mean for a university system to invest seriously in the reading instruction happening in the high schools that feed it, rather than treating remediation as something to be quietly outsourced to first-year composition instructors?

The thing I am no longer willing to do is pretend this is a temporary adjustment period, or that “students will adapt.” They will not adapt on their own. The conditions that produced this collapse are still in place: the phones, the algorithmic feeds, the test-prep excerpts, staffing models that load the reading-intensive work onto the most precarious faculty, and now the chatbots that finish students’ sentences before they’ve even begun to think of them. If we want literate citizens, we will have to rebuild the conditions for literacy deliberately, against the grain of every incentive currently pointed the other way. I know the academy has the will to do that. It also has the obligation."

— Tyler Jagt, 1 June 2026, "My Students Can’t Read"

MDNI, strap, boundaries crossed, a little angsty, past garsantos, w/c: ~800

when yolanda first starts sleeping with baran, it's different than it is with trinity, who is so easy. she takes whatever yolanda gives her, is so eager for it even when she's being bratty. yolanda can feel it buzzing in her, aching and wanting. she's such a fucking good girl. and yolanda feeds off it. it makes her so fucking wet.

it isn't that baran is difficult. she bends and she breaks with the right amount of pressure. but she's certainly harder, less bratty than she is forceful — like yolanda's commanding nature lights some twin flame in her. two orbiting, sparking celestial bodies.

when they're not playing that game with each other, pushing and pulling until baran cracks or yolanda gives, baran is so deliciously communicative. so decisive. it made yolanda's head spin and her clit throb the first time she said no to her and meant it.

it goes, something something yolanda loves rough sex and doesn’t know how to slow down because that feels too vulnerable. something something baran touching her so fucking slowly, talking just demeaning enough to keep yolanda from freaking out and taking back control. figuring out what she likes beneath the power play by taking note of when she gets wetter. when she doesn’t

Me reading angst: Pain is good.

Me reading smut: I'm going to hell.

First of all. I love her. I love her SO MUCH. Second of all let's think about how her day went: she spent months preparing for a new job as an ED head, came up with proposals, emailed current ED head to try and get his take on the proposals and see if they would work since she's never been head of an ED before. He does not read the emails. He does not get back to her. She comes in early on her first day with bagels and to run a practice code to see where the med students are at and get a feel for the place. She politely but firmly guides everyone. She doesn't play favorites and is interested in both patient care and making sure her staff can have a life outside of work. She can do a procedure to save a child's life that nobody else in the ED has even heard of. She worked with MSF (Drs without borders) at a maternity ward in Kabul. (It is implied she witnessed a massacre there). Throughout all this, Dr Robby (WHO IS CHOOSING TO GO ON SABBATICAL! did he just not want anyone running the dept while he was gone??) belittles her, ignores her, doesn't want to discuss suggestions, leaves out crucial information about one of the residents having a history of stealing meds from the dept, tells her TO HER FACE he thinks the place will fall apart without him, literally makes her cry, and she handles it with grace.

But SO MANY people in the fandom are like "wow she's a bitch" or "ugh she's pro AI" (first of all, it's a transcription service so that's on the writers for calling it AI, second of all fan favorite Dr Robby goes on an emotional rampage and yells at a resident having a panic attack and he's still beloved but God forbid she have a flaw) (which comes from a place of wanting her patients to be seen more quickly and her staff to spend less time charting and more time at home! I'm not pro AI but it's not like she's just being lazy!)

Dr Al Hashimi is better than me because if I went through all that on my FIRST DAY of work I would go after Dr Robby with a scalpel. And instead she continues to treat him with respect even when she openly acknowledges he is treating her like a resident, not a fellow attending.

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