Come Along, Friends

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

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Gets stuck in the past and makes a random village get way smarter and less violent in a generational sense because I keep smacking people over the head with a stick and telling them that it’s the devil’s metal whenever they try to use lead for something in my presence and there develops a very niche regionalized superstition that an angry warlock will jump out of a tree and beat the shit out of you if you touch lead with your bare hands

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Sanrio really saw a small circle of people on the internet going "holy shit have you heard of Big Challenges I can't believe they never did anything with this character" and then hired a dev team to make a video game about reuniting him with his electronic husband. Pretty neat

one of the "gender is fake" discoveries i made while transitioning is that, like, gendered cuts of shirts do SO MUCH to change a persons silhouette? like a goof 20% of the "biological difference between men and women" that people imagine is just shirt cut. its just clothing cut. its insane.