Jo

yeah you're cute, but would you get my bite mark tattooed on you ???

these ones

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

Good.

I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

woop there it is

*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*

*starts song over because I just didn’t time it correctly with my daydream*

*starts song over because someone decided to be a dick and disturbed my daydream*

*starts song over because I was singing every part and didnt have enough breath to do the dramatic high note*

Me

I just looked this up and it turned out it was about a production of “cat on a hot tin roof”, a play which famously features a closeted gay lead character. a member of the audience was catcalling female actresses and shouting homophobic abuse when actor john lacy, who played the character big daddy, paused his performance and called him out. the heckler replied “what are you going to do about it?” to which lacy responded by leaping down into the audience and knocking him to the ground.

Beat his ass big daddy

Me *whispers*: Fuck… 🔥🔥🔥

2. Barely anyone in my life knows the website even exists.

3. employers won’t ask for my tumblr handle

4. Can post into the void and no one will read it

5. Memes

6. Gay

7. Recipes

8. Vaguely relatable stuff

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

This post was good but then it got better

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK YES

This has improved since last I reblogged.

I taught karate for like 5 years, and the girls were always, pound for pound, better than the boys. Even the girls who didn’t really want to do it and were only there because their parents made them were better than like 95% of the boys.

I am not in the habit of reblogging a post and slapping an “it got better” on there BUT I SAY GOTDAMN

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

did any of them say hey