what happens in your head also happens

“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical

this is for a part-time job as a barista

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

this is for a part-time job as a barista

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

deities prefer blood

В isnt B

Absolute wonder woman and zatanna…

ouro preto, minas gerais, brasil: two girls during holy week, 1987 by claudia ferreira

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

Seen in the back room (employee area?) of a botanical garden near the butterfly room

Had to draw her

Absolute wonder woman and zatanna…