what happens in your head also happens

Absolutely fine until I remember that in Batman: Arkham knight during the joker infected mission if you try to run past the first Jason hallucination and open the door to the joker infected, Bruce will say “I can’t leave Jason” in the most devastating tone of voice you have ever heard

@eugenieedanglars

my super sustainable bmw

things used to be $5

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

theyre lobsided

oh I see! yay!

Young Justice '98 is wild. Boob joke! The ending of classic children's movie Air Bud (1997) but with a car instead of a dog! An out-of-options suburban father shoots his 17 year old son because he's terrified of any harm coming to his wife! Sick pop culture reference! A local PTA hires the team to throw a safe, substance-free party! Superboy is unable to age and it terrifies him utterly when he thinks about all his friends aging and then dying and leaving him all alone! 70's disco hell!

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labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

"I need to see them suffer" I say about a character who already does nothing but suffer

glad they added new maps to baseball