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Here's my new blog!

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mx-malachite

!! Blog Moved !!

new blog is @shifting-perspectives

shifting-perspectives

Here's my new blog!

!! Blog Moved !!

new blog is @shifting-perspectives

Bruh i forgot about how I would just start arguments between my parents for just existing until now

I was just video calling with my mom and my brother and my stepfather comes in and just starts arguing bc my mom was talking about how the wifi is slow and video calling is eating up the wifi and he's like "then why are you video calling" and then she said "bc I want to video call" and I'm like 😀 I don't have to video call its fine

#man I forgot about how many problems I caused just by existing

i'm reorganizing and reformatting my linguistics notes from 3 years ago and I feel like I am going insane literally

#ive just been screaming for the past half hour over this #what the hell was I thinking when I was first typing this why is the formatting so fucking abysmal

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im re-reading my linguistics notes from university and I just think its so fucking crazy that language just doesn't exist

mx-malachite

no like, language only exists in the brain

nowhere else does language exist but in your brain

no one else has the same system of language that I do, because my system of language exists only in my brain

like, you dont understand me bc you speak english, you speak english because you understand me

#this is the most conscious ive felt in a while thinking about this #if you think hard enough you could also connect this to consciousness and shifting #probably

im re-reading my linguistics notes from university and I just think its so fucking crazy that language just doesn't exist

just finished my application for the job in japan so now I can focus a little bit more of my time and energy into shifting

#im making an uramichi oniisan dr #i love uramichi sm its not even funny #i could fix him

Posting Update:

I haven't posted anything in a while, because I'm Busy With Work (I'm a teacher) and also applying for other (teaching) jobs.

BUT, I am working on writing out my personal shifting method, and I will be posting it here for you guys~

#It's my favorite method that I've ever done and whenever I personally do it i get great results #great results as in i get close af to my dr or i get lucid dreams of my dr #a couple of times where i shifted to a dr i wasn't intending to go to i used this method #I'm writing a rough draft for it #but i probably wont post it until at least after july 10th which is a huge deadline for a job I'm praying and manifesting that i get #but yeah so look forward to that in the future~#i love you guys (platonically)#btw

caspercryptid

I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents

book--wyrm

#my favourite part is the people in the notes being like 'the god of children's hospitals' to be contrary#because the ball is Red#bc like. do. do they know what one of Apollo's areas of Being The God Of This Thing are?#healing and diseases#also he's like#the god of Youths#so like.yeah.#Apollo IS the god of children's hospitals actually Via @mothmammoth

nudityandnerdery

#yes #but also i think itd be hermes #because when i think of the sound this thing makes when it hits me in the face #i am reminded that hermes would find it hilarious to witness this

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normal-horoscopes

Was having trouble getting my woodburning stove to pick up the other morning. Did all the normal fire reviving tricks like a normal person and got nothing. Wrote 火 on a post-it and tossed it in there in annoyance. Fire started back up. :)

Literally the correct way to do magic

normal-horoscopes

“idk normal shit isn’t working lemme try some fuckin uhhhhhh runes”

#spell

funeral

Mnemonic for the beginner that presents in rhymed form a single word for each of the cards of the Major Arcana

Donald Tyson, New Millennium Magic

#tarot

strangesigils

“It Hurts When You Pee”

Draw this sigil on a picture of your target or a piece of paper with their name and date of birth on it. Then take that paper or picture and crumble it up into a ball around a small bit of bread. Then soak the whole thing in lemon or grapefruit juice and throw it in the trash.

#oh hell yeah i like this one #baneful magic #spell #hex #baneful #sigil

making an ouran high school host club dr bye

my birthday is in 2 days and i am not excited

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my birthday is in 2 days and i am not excited

#especially since at work ppl stand around you and sing happy birthday to you #and also my friend is in korea now working here and she always makes a big deal of birthdays bc its 'tradition'#we just dont make a big deal out of birthdays in my family and it kinda makes me uncomfortable #but if i tell her that she'll get upset and then she'll read too much into it and will take it to mean that i don't want ppl to make a #big deal out of anything and will purposefully make it her mission to not make a bog deal out of anything to me and #she will take. it. to. heart.#she always over-interprets everything and takes it to heart #idk im not a big deal kind of person??? theres not a lot of things that i love #and when she sees that i like something she'll be like 'oh she loves that' and she'll hold onto that idea even if i just like it #;asjdo im just ranting tbh

i could make squidward happy

i could cure his depression

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