🦄Orlando the Unibou🦌

cloth gown gridlock

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

Advanced maneuvers

Schmovement

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i’m on onion rings right now

posting is a stress response

people on this post like "yeah, I'm piece of shit skinny person." I wasn't talking to you!!!