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ilya was like a neglected dog that didn’t know he could show love until he met shane and felt safe and loved. now he’s always bounding at his feet like shane shane shane look at me i can do a handstand in the water shane. watch me fetch this ball for you shane. shane where are you going let me come with you shane.

I feel like tumblrites have been a bit down lately, we really could use another British Royal Family Death to boost morale.

Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

you’re 23 and you learn rosemary kennedy was lobotomized at 23 and you’re like my god she was barely an adult. then you’re 27 and you’re like holy hell amy winehouse was just starting her life. and then, presumably, you reach 36 and you’re like christ alive marilyn monroe was only 36. and so on and so forth

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

Yeah, yeah... I'll read my tarot cards for you... pick 3 cards. Oh wow. It says you're kissing me in the future... Idk either, man... The cards don't lie