it's been me the whole time

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

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this is literally just because of my curse

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome