One of my favorite things about the gay bar is at last call everybody heads outside to smoke and kiki and exchange numbers
Cause you get to hear about:
Your friend who has to piss real bad because the bathroom was occupied by your other friend breeding a boy in the bathroom
A heroic queen butt mogging the assholes who yelled faggot at us from their car
Stories of the most sinful and delicious gay sex from a gay campground
A tale of a friend’s grandmother who saved her husband from assassination in China by sending him to his rural hometown, accusing the would-be killers of already murdering him, slapping them, then collapsing to the ground in only half-pretend anguish
I love my people 💕
this time a year ago I thought I was frustrated with queer men, and I spent a lot of time feeling isolated from them. and now I'm realizing it was just 2 gays I know who are particularly heinous
Also John the bartender draws little pictures to remember who’s who, this is me


















