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makahitaki

aquilacalvitium

#where the fuck was the red dragon one when I still worked in the hellhole office?

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horreurscopes

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

horreurscopes

signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy

lasrina

#The number of compliments i have gotten for reading a thing

The ability to occasionally Read A Thing will make you a hero in your workplace, especially if it is for example an error message that tells you what you need to do differently, or instructions on unjamming a printer.

nudityandnerdery

Sub-Radio, the band that did Stacy's Dad, coming out with another banger for Pride.

dancinbutterfly

It's what MyChem would have wanted

#shitpostery #LMAO #this shit is amazing

tamamoland

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase

#shitpostery #the ancient texts #blog diving #hi I'm here to befucken your notes op #it will happen again

theehorsepusssy

cenotaphghuleh

#shitpostery #i'm helping!#blog diving #hi I'm here to befucken your notes op #it will happen again

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saint-femme

Victory of the Sea (Jan Saudek, 1992)

saint-femme

Get your reblogs in while you can bc I'm about to turn them off

#shitpostery #other people's art #hmmm #blog diving #hi I'm here to befucken your notes op #it will happen again

glassshard

#vagrant story #joshua #duke bardoba #other people's art #ooooo neat

pokemonarchive

November 21, 2021 Illustrator: kamonabe

#pokemon #umbreon #shiny

5555ilenthill

#shitpostery #facts #blog diving #hi I'm here to befucken your notes op #it will happen again

snivy

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

kyrianne

When I worked at Target, it was during the winter, and this guy comes up to my register with a neutral-colored beanie with a fake fur pompom on top. All embarrassed and cringing, asking me if it was a woman’s hat and if it would be weird for him to get it.

I was like, “It’s just a hat. If you like it and you wear it, it’s not a woman’s hat, it’s just your hat. You don’t need to follow what the tag says if you don’t want to.” And it was like I gave him some kind of awe-inspiring wisdom he’d never considered, and he left with that hat on his head.

More cishets need to hear and internalize this message because so many of them are avoiding things that would make them happy just because of it having a label on it for whatever gender.

#shitpostery #but yes #people are so fucking weird about this #just wear the damn thing #blog diving #hi I'm here to befucken your notes op #it will happen again

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thickness-protection-program

No y'know what fuck you I hope your flop post gets 50k overnight

thickness-protection-program

To everyone in the notes who tried deflecting my curse back onto me

You missed!

bace-jeleren

were--ralph

thickness-protection-program

Got jumped and still came out on top. L fumblr 🤪👎🏿

were--ralph

Its not over til its over there is always time

BELIEVE

#shitpostery #sure why not #blog diving #hi I'm here to befucken your notes op #it will happen again

feelmyroarrrr

Link

What a thirst trap!!!

the-real-seebs

... gotta say i am genuinely impressed by this man's ability to fold a fitted sheet and have it come out well.

unashamedly-enthusiastic

#shitpostery #my ace ass going 'oh wow that's genuinely informative thanks'#but the eye candy doesn't hurt #blog diving #hi I'm here to befucken your notes op #it will happen again

hurleyquinnzel

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

hurleyquinnzel

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

christopher-bryant

by fall out boy

hurleyquinnzel

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

hephs-thighs

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

tlematimun

by panic! at the disco

#shitpostery #blog diving #hi I'm here to befucken your notes op #it will happen again

kirstenly

I love giving my pokemon dumb names. Renamed a god today, lol

#shitpostery #other people's art #pokemon #do not the dialga?#blog diving #hi I'm here to befucken your notes op #it will happen again

sandmandaddy69

ex-girlfiend

#shitpostery #pokemon #blog diving #hi I'm here to befucken your notes op #it will happen again

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thebeetleb0y

Watching TikTok try and rewrite fandom history by saying fandom culture was created by teenage girls makes me eye twitch to an extent I’ve never felt it twitch before. The middle aged women printing out Spirk erotica to share with each other in the 1900s did not die for this!!!! How dare you erase our important historic moments!!! You would be nowhere without the 30 year old women who dedicated their free time to making these spaces happen. Put some respect on their names!!!!

rivendellrose

#this is true but 'in the 1900s' just murdered me in my chair#that's not incorrect but also that's WRONG

#shitpostery #yes but also HEY.#blog diving #hi I'm here to befucken your notes op #it will happen again

json-derulo

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

#this and several other things too tbh

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