"Hydrated Phannie" -Dan Howell

The amount of "allies" that get upset at that statement of fact is criminal.

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

dan: so me and phil kind of have to get married actually

Aww they’re leaving space for Davis

dan howell: SO ANYWAY ABOUT MARRYING PHIL

And then he went ahead and straight up asked them about money. Honey, they spent 16 years deflecting, they're pros, they're not gonna answer your question. But bless you for trying again when Dan started answering another question instead and talked himself into a rant about marrying Phil... again.

Dan, he asked if being a youtuber pays well, not if you needed to marry Phil to get his inheritance 😭

uhmm hi

they can finally just be themselves ♡

Has mcr5 been released?

I really like when phil pretends to be foreskin I think it's really endearing and comforting