if we’re way too faded to fight

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

we need to team up… to put together the WB4723 48-Inch Workbench With Power Outlets and Lights… it will take all of our power… and though you are my greatest foe, i can’t do it without you !

hey, if something makes you mad online, please recognize that you don't have to engage with it. you don't have to read it. you don't have to interact with the post. the most power you have in that situation is to move on. social media can create a toxic cycle of ragebait even with well meaning users, and it's so easy to get stuck in that cycle. if you find yourself upset about a post, a message, a user online, please do the best thing you can for yourself and recognize you have the power to walk away.

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

everyone look at my perfect baby

so far when it comes to musicology all I can say is that if he sounds like a cocky little shit it's Mozart, if he sounds like an emo teenager it's Beethoven, if he sounds like he's eating pussy with an intensity that might kill someone it's Chopin, and if he sounds like he's jerking himself off with three hands it's Liszt.

If he sounds like a quirked up white boy it's Vivaldi, if he sounds like he's on Valium it's Haydn, if he sounds like he gets mad pussy it's Handel, if he sounds like the mind of God it's Bach

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

Trump is probably going to remove the TikTok ban shortly after his inauguration and secure a chunk of the youth vote.

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

sometimes i think about how scott wanted to kill himself in season 3 and how that moment was treated with the depth it deserved by the writers until it isn’t and how the fandom disregards that and scott in general by writing him off as some terrible friend. he’s suffering under the weight of the pressure of keeping everybody alive and safe….he is literally just a teenaged boy……he didn’t want any of this…..