C R U C I O

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

i know we're not supposed to say this but i literally love being alone and going on the computer

i want a mysterious source of income

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

im not scared of my own desires. i sabotage myself to make sure i never get what i want for unrelated reasons.

BOY could I go for some affection rn or maybe death