vampire freak

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

oh what just because im ugly and unskilled and untalented and incapable and emotionally closed off and weird and uncomfortable you don’t want to be my friend . Wowww

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else