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Pansy: Potter?

Draco: Yes I’m certain it’s him. Every time I see him, I feel this tight sensation in my chest, and my heart begins to race really fast. I feel flustered and hot inside, like I’ve been hexed

Pansy: …

Draco: Not only that, just the thought of him made my stomach feel weird, like I have insects flying around in there

Pansy: …like butterflies?

Draco: Yes precisely! I have to go see Madam Pomfrey, she must have a cure for this illness, like potions or something

Fleamont: Yes. Nice work, Sirius

Sirius: Good! Thanks, dad

Everyone: …

Sirius: Why is everyone staring at me?

Peter: You just called Prongs’s dad “dad.” You said “thanks, dad”

Sirius: What? No, I didn’t. I said, “thanks, man”

Fleamont: Do you see me as a father figure, Sirius?

Sirius: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me

James: Hey, show our dad some respect

Sirius: I didn’t call him dad!

Fleamont: No no no, Sirius. I take it as a compliment

Regulus: It’s not a big deal. I called James papi once, and he’s my boyfriend

Sirius: Guys, jump on that! Regulus has daddy issues too!

Peter: Old news. But you calling Mr Potter daddy…

Sirius: Hey, daddy is not on the table here

Remus: But you did call him dad, Pads

Sirius: You shut up, Moony. You’ve done nothing but be hot since you got here

Remus: All right all right, I was trying to flirt with you. But the dad thing, that happened

Sirius: Aha! He admitted that he was flirting. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan!

Fleamont: I believe you

Sirius: Thank you

Fleamont: Son

Sirius: …

Fleamont: Do you want to talk about it later over a game of Quidditch?

Sirius: …

Blaise: Yes

Ron: But what is it for?

Blaise: Do I need a reason to give my husband money?

Ron: Yeah! You can’t just throw money at my face out of the blue like that, I need a reason

Blaise: Oh I see

Blaise: The reason is that I wanted to do it

Sirius: Did he say that? Did you get that on tape?

Regulus: No…

Ron: …is he?

Harry: Yeah, mate. I think he’s cute. I'm gonna ask him out

Pansy, appear out of nowhere: What?

Pansy: Oh my god. Finally!

Pansy: I’ve been waiting for this moment ever since I saw you reject Draco’s handshake in First Year

Harry: …Where did you come from?