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Regulus: Don’t worry, Draco. He will. It’s the Potter’s genes in him. He always will. It’s a compulsion, really

Draco: Are you sure? I mean, I was being stubborn actually

Regulus: Just sit back and wait. If his dad teaches him anything, Harry will come, probably on his knees

Draco: Knees?

Regulus: That’s also another Potter’s genes thing. I never really get it though, I just assumed he liked doing it, even when he proposed

Draco: He proposed on both knees?

Sirius: Oh…okay, Prongs

Sirius: I think I know why you’re here

James: Er, you do?

Sirius: Yeah, and to save you from any embarrassment I think maybe I should talk first

James: …okay

Sirius: Okay. Look, Prongs and Pads, Pads and Prongs. We’re like a package deal and everybody knows it, right?

James: …What?

Sirius: I mean look, we’ve been best friends for so long and we know every little thing about each other, but I’m dating Moony, don’t you think it’s better if we just stayed friends and nothing more?

James: …Seriously. What?

Sirius: Okay you know what, Prongs? If you want to, we can kiss one time. Just to satisfy your curiosity. I mean I’d be okay with that. In fact, Moony is probably okay with it too!

James: …Okay Pads, can I talk now?

Sirius: Oh sure!

James: Pads, I’m in love with your brother

Sirius: …

James: Pads?

Sirius: …

James: Okay whenever you’re ready

Sirius: …

James: I meant Regulus by the way—but you probably got that

Blaise: It’s what you asked for, darling, you said you needed some money to buy sweets

Ron: Yeah! I asked for twenty to buy sweets

Blaise: Yes, and I gave you twenty

Ron: Blaise, I obviously didn’t mean twenty thousands Galleons!

Blaise: …oh

Blaise: I see, so will twenty million—

Ron: No! Just twenty Galleons, Blaise!

Blaise: Ah…right

James: You two finally kissed?

Sirius: No! I grabbed his wrist and felt his pulse!

Draco: I am not your best friend, Potter. I’m your worst enemy. Get that through your head!