Sirius: Oh, Mr Potter. Did you see my N.E.W.T.s scores?
Fleamont: Yes. Nice work, Sirius
Sirius: Good! Thanks, dad
Sirius: Why is everyone staring at me?
Peter: You just called Prongs’s dad “dad.” You said “thanks, dad”
Sirius: What? No, I didn’t. I said, “thanks, man”
Fleamont: Do you see me as a father figure, Sirius?
Sirius: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me
James: Hey, show our dad some respect
Sirius: I didn’t call him dad!
Fleamont: No no no, Sirius. I take it as a compliment
Regulus: It’s not a big deal. I called James papi once, and he’s my boyfriend
Sirius: Guys, jump on that! Regulus has daddy issues too!
Peter: Old news. But you calling Mr Potter daddy…
Sirius: Hey, daddy is not on the table here
Remus: But you did call him dad, Pads
Sirius: You shut up, Moony. You’ve done nothing but be hot since you got here
Remus: All right all right, I was trying to flirt with you. But the dad thing, that happened
Sirius: Aha! He admitted that he was flirting. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan!
Fleamont: Do you want to talk about it later over a game of Quidditch?