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Draco: They wanna know if I’m okay. Okay. They wanna know if I’m okay, okay, let’s see

Draco: Well let’s see, I’ve realised I’m in love with Potter for a week now but there’s no way he’d go out with me since we’re arch enemies and all! And meanwhile, everyone I know is either dating their enemy or getting engaged to their enemy, or getting married to their enemy, and I’m getting wet dreams about my enemy!

Draco: And I’m always thinking about Potter! I’m apparently in love with him and I can’t do anything about it! So if that sounds like I’m okay then you can tell my parents that I’m okay, okay?

Pansy: …

Sirius: Yeah! I’ve been asking you that for weeks!

James: Well here it is, this is my partner

Sirius: This is just a picture of you with a black cat—wait a minute!

James: …

Sirius: Is that the shirt I gave you last Christmas?

James: Oh yeah!

Ron: WHAT? Say that again, babe. I don’t think I heard you

Pansy: Blaise, what do you mean you don’t like pizza?

Blaise: I just don’t understand the concept of having a bunch of ingredients just slosh around in your mouth. It’s not pizza. I have four or five things that I actually like, and I stick to those

Harry: Do you like pie then?

Blaise: Fruit should not be hot

Ron: Okay. What about a rack of ribs? Dry rub, no sauce

Blaise: That’s not for me, but I do like bacon

Pansy: He’s lying. He doesn’t like bacon

Ron: So how could you not like pizza, Blaise? How could you not like——It’s pizza, babe!

Blaise: See? This is why I don’t tell anyone about this. Everyone always freaks out and acts like it’s a personal attack. It’s not my fault. I was born this way

Remus: That is blood, darling. The glitter’s shredding your tongue

Draco: Are you flirting with me, Potter?