• Zowie •

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

love when you go to the club and the DJ sets the water level up high and everyone starts swimmin

and you just know someone's gonna scream "DJ! play fish music!" and everyone's gonna act like their favorite fish 😁

2026 booktok discourse: sad books are a cognitohazard (they make you sad)

The ideal book is 500 blank pages which act as a safe space that allows the reader full control over the narrative without running the risk of nonconsentually forcing their train of thought or violating their cognitive boundaries

Anti public defender sentiment NOW of all times has GOT to be a psyop and I’m not being hyperbolic

‘You’re arguing to give rapists a lighter sentence you’re arguing for clients you know are guilty’ you are arguing for a state that can get away with whatever it wants so long as it calls someone a rapist. You are arguing that the state only needs to meet its burden of proof for innocent clients. You cannot be this stupid, I refuse to believe it.

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

everything but perverts 😬🥴

no actually especially the perverts! i love people with weird kinks, i love people with weird fetishes, i love people who have sex in weird ways, i love people who do kink in the least sexual way possible, i love all my freaks doing weird shit potentially sexual-style <3

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

man the public defender discourse pisses me off so bad. yeah. yeah I do think that every single person deserves representation. yeah that includes people who *have* committed rape and murder and abuse. when I say every single person I mean every single person. if your idea of justice excludes one person it excludes everyone. next question

Being a public defender is one of the most essential and under-recognized jobs someone can do to help maintain our democracy. Fuck absolutely anyone and everyone who goes after them. If you’re against public defenders you are fighting for fascism. There’s nothing more to say on the matter.

Sometimes I have to remind my dad that he’s a master furniture maker and most people do not possess encyclopedic knowledge of European and American furniture styles and the history of wood glue