im a blossoming debutante on the warpath.

that's a cat ✅️

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

Unfortunately me until Thursday

bro has sex scheduled on thursday

i’m on onion rings right now

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people