watching the bluebirds fly...

( ;;) <- me as a little ghost. those are my autism hands

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

genuinely people should be getting arrested for this heat. oil ceos should be getting dragged out onto the streets and kicked to death over this.

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

make that canon white girl non-white!

make that canon skinny girl fat!

PLEASE KEEP THE SECOND PART

making the radical claim "11 year old children should be taught how to make extremely simple food" has resulted in people making arguments like "I wasnt allowed to plug in electronics until I was 16 and I think this is super normal actually" and "children dont know what ratios are so its unfair to expect them to be able to comprehend the idea of adding equal amounts rice and water to a rice cooker" and I gotta say originally I thought maybe I was being too judgy but now I feel very secure in my opinion because what the fuck

Children might not know what ratios are in the sense of 1:1 notation, but they are more than capable of understanding 'you have to use the same amount of water and rice otherwise it goes wrong'.

In addition to this, cooking is an excellent way to teach children scaling and ratio in Real Life.

"Children don't understand-" AND THAT'S WHY IT IS YOUR JOB TO TEACH THEM????? LIKE HELLO??? THEY CAN LEARN??????

being on tumblr brings out a side of me that i desperately want to kill with a baseball bat and sawed off shotgun

i hate when tumblr is like heyyyyyy 🥹🥹🥹do u wanna use tagsssss 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 like no fuck off what do u even want me to tag #baseball bat #sawed off shotgun #senseless violence

they had to use sheep for the word “sheepish” because a goat would never feel shame or embarrassment for its actions

nothing cuter than a cat reaching out to very gently bother you with a paw

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

clap. clap for fat gay women

Dahling I'm a Chad now

Straight femdom is nigh unwatchable if you're a domme. Much of porn is designed and aimed towards men, and the image of a domme often presented is a highly feminine, dressed in heel, a tight bodysuit and wearing bold makeup. There is a lack of any other kind of domme. In addition, even when in a dominating role, women can be still reduced to just objects that provide pleasure, just in a sadomasochist sense.