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this is so fucking funny

imagine getting banished from your homeland for running a con and when you go to get a prophecy about what to do next the priestess is like

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punishandenslavesuckers

The fact Sidon’s head is like the size of Link’s torso will never stop being funny to me and also the fact that Mipha and Link were childhood friends and she mentioned it was strange to her how quickly he started looking like an adult, which implies to me that Mipha may in fact still have been growing? Like they were the same age, but Zora physical maturation takes longer.

and so I just have this mental image of Mipha also being an 8-foot tall amazonian warrior princess, like, if she’d just been a bit older. Royal Zora get fucking huge apparently, so you can’t pry this from me. imagine Mipha but, like, Urbosa’s size and carrying a trident big enough to spear a dude like a hotdog.

pymya

she big

(sorry i had 2 draw)

punishandenslavesuckers

I’m fuckin losing it friend

justalitlecreacher

The trope where a character overhears something out of context and assumes the worst is usually annoying and bad but I really think it works well in Shrek

We, the audience, know that Fiona is talking about herself but, regardless, she’s calling herself these terrible things because she is an ogre. If Fiona is these things because she is is an ogre what does that make Shrek?

If Fiona says no one could love her because she is an ogre, she is saying that Shrek is also unloveable whether she wants to or not.

Imo the scene is a really good portrayal of how when you talk poorly of yourself or others for having a trait, you’re also talking about every other person who shares that trait; even if you love them or think what you’re saying doesn’t apply to them.

informationsorter

Not going to lie, I saw the word “Shrek” and never expected this to be a deep post.

mosswall

On the being deep about Shrek website?

oneheadtoanother

charlataninred

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

meraarts

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

eater-of-hopes-and-dreams

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

blitzlowin

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

charlataninred

I am in love with you /p

inkvoices

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

inkvoices

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

lightningladybug

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

inkvoices

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

dannnnnnnnnnnnex

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

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45percenterthen

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

45percenterthen

come 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocate

radiofreederry

The religion of gender souls

txttletale

gender souls are those really hard video games where the bosses are called shit like estrogenia the begirlcocked waif right

ireneae

House 4.08, "You Don't Want To Know"

ging-ler

Love when Tumblr recommends me a post based on my likes and the post is just a picture of a cardboard box filled with water

ging-ler

Like okay???

mrmcphoenix

Did you like it tho??

nicostiel

#bye tumblr 2022 it’s been fun

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animentality

markodragic

my 2022 highlight was when a guy was driving me home after a date and his phone was playing songs on youtube thru the aux on autoplay BUT he was also using it as a satnav so we had to just cope with whatever song came on. anyway we listened to the isolated vocals for "eye of the tiger" in silence because neither of us acknowledged it and it got to a certain point where it would be even weirder if one of us did say something

/edit: I realise a text post doesn't even do it justice, it went exactly like this

markodragic

if you're curious there was no second date and I'm pretty sure it's 46% because of this

sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20

Does free will exist?

catgirltoofies

yeah

sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20

mystery-moose

tmgpodcast

the DELIVERY

staticandlove

Shakespeare would write this

i-wanna-be-cute

adhdcoolatta

THAT’S THE BITCH FROM THE TAKING OUT THE TRASH VIDEO

theangelwithashotgun8

That Thor voice fuckin’ one-shotted me

wordswithkittywitch

Jared, 19, is the king’s half brother?!

silver-tongues-blog

jared,19 the bastard prince who cannot read

zuzusexytiems

“the only thing I’m curious about is boys”

thunderpibb

why dont i get the weird shaggy dog asks :(

thunderpibb

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breadussy-deactivated20240423

I'm the middle of bumfuck nowhere ass deep in falmer trying to reach the chantry of laurie el and serana is fucking nowhere to be seen. Bitch is gone just poof

breadussy-deactivated20240423

I think she's finally sick of my shit because she's just sitting in a bench eating bread while i fight the entire population of falmer

t-poserat

If you can, please donate to the Internet archive, links in the description. The loss of the archive would be devastating for dozens of reasons.

definitelynotcecelia

I know the Library of Alexandria comment sounds like an exaggeration. It absolutely is not. As of May 7, 2022, the Internet Archive holds over 35 million books and texts, 7.9 million movies, videos and TV shows, 842 thousand software programs, 14 million audio files, 4 million images, 2.4 million TV clips, 237 thousand concerts, and over 682 billion web pages in the Wayback Machine. It’s been operating since 1996, the loss of knowledge would be impossible to ever completely come back from.

The lawsuit from Hachette Book Group, HarperCollins, John Wiley Sons, and Penguin Random House alleges there have been significant revenue losses because of their controlled digital lending program. For context, most libraries in the US also use CDL to distribute books to their patrons wherever they are but those programs are run through for profit companies and the libraries are often paying a very high fee to so their patrons can have access to digital books. The Internet Archive’s program is completely free but they have a policy of not digitizing and lending anything less than 5 years old.

The lawsuit goes on to note that authors often own larger shares of their revenue of digital vs. print copies of their books. So the publishing companies, seeing that they’re underpaying their authors, are essentially blaming a library for being free instead of bumping up what authors earn on print copies. The Internet Archive’s 5 year policy is designed to protect authors anyway as that’s when books typically make the most money.

definitelynotcecelia

Hey by the way The Internet Archive is also one of the most cited places on Wikipedia. If it goes down a good chunk of Wikipedia will go back to “citation needed” or citations will lead to dead links.

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