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whichever ad exec at Geico came up with the phrasing "up to 15% or more" needs some kind of award for concocting one of the most meaningless strings of words in the English language. all it guarantees is that the number is either lower or higher than 15%, inclusive. up to 15%... or more. a bladeless knife with no handle.

babies are so bad at sleeping because they don’t know about clenching your jaw and grinding your teeth all night

why is vegeta scared of peanut

I lost my wallet. It is in my apartment

Okay

Dog you posted that on a social media site. If you don't want people to respond why post it at all?

Not everything needs your reaction either

i want the ability to instill disparate concepts onto animals (the concept of houses, warts, midnight, etc) and like spend an afternoon throwing one concept at a time into a boar's brain and see how long it would take before you see the boar become visibly distressed as it starts connecting ideas together but has nothing to do with them

boar has learned about the concept of alimony at 2:39pm. boar understands alimony is connected to marriage (learned at 12:02pm) but doesn't know what divorce is yet. boar has conceived of the idea of truffles (knowledge intrinsic) being divested from him as a result of alimony but doesn't know how to anticipate or avoid it. boar has begun loudly grunting and tamping its hooves.

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs

BEEP

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