todayโs bird: this Taiwan blue magpie
Iโm sorry, I just love how youโre pointing at him and heโs looking at you like he wants to fight
Whyโs he wearing jeans
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todayโs bird: this Taiwan blue magpie
Iโm sorry, I just love how youโre pointing at him and heโs looking at you like he wants to fight
Whyโs he wearing jeans

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no one should be on tumblr
I met the woman of my dreams on Tumblr ^_^
I met the man of my dreams on Tumblr ๐๐
i met a girl who made a hate blog about me and threatened to leak my nudes!!!
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it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaรฉ collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
oh what a life
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasnโt caused a single death in months.
Those dates you go on with your partner? Theyโre in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.
You can hug your friends.
You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.
And so will you.
LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST
Or do both for twice the punch!
Oh Remy
This is what Portland Police think that the BLM protesters can do
i putย โAll I Want for Christmas is Youโ through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter
the result is this garbage
Iโm driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I donโt know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case Iโm actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.
the holiday season is almost upon us and Iโd like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file
Iโm fucking WHEEZING

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Cant believe I saw you eating ass at the wetlands, nasty bitch!
this sounds like something an elder scrolls npc would walk up to you and say unprompted before walking away
do any of you regularly thinkย โFUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceitedโ while having a normal conversation with someoneย
IโM JUST TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO HELP EASE YOUR PAIN: a novel
Iโm Socially Awkward and This is How I Show I Understand: a thesis on my inability to communicate my desire to help
Care to debate abortion?
Nah
Mood. -V
This reminds me of a party I went to last year. I was standing with some friends, chatting, and someone said something that indirectly implied that sexism exists. Some trivial recounting of the basic facts of daily life for most women. Something so mild, so uncontroversial, so mundane that I donโt even remember what it was.ย
Suddenly, this man standing on the outskirts of our conversational circle piped up withย โactually, I think men are more discriminated against than women these days.โ
ย All conversation died.
I turned to look at him and he had this smug, insufferable grin on his face, relishing this moment, expecting us to waste our time and energy refuting this ridiculous thing he had just said.
The Devilโs Advocate was among us.
And, in my mind, I saw the next 15+ minutes playing out. The parade of facts and statistics in a vain attempt to defend ourselves, our gender, and to prove that misogyny is real. The glib, snide denials from some shithead who is getting off on our pain and frustration. The Gish Gallop of bullshit that would take a whole evening to properly dismantle. It was depressing and overwhelming. I hated it. I had to kill it before it began.
So I looked him dead in the eye and I saidย โOK,โ shrugged, and just walked away.ย
Nothing I have ever said to another human being has ever been so crushing. As I walked away, I watched the smug grin vanish and confusion and anxiety set in. The rest of the group turned their backs to him and carried on as if he had never spoken - as if he was invisible. He was still staring at me when I walked over to another friend and told her what he had said. I pointed him out for her and made direct eye contact with him while we both laughed.
tl;dr: Donโt feed the troll. Let it perish, cold and hungry, in the wasteland of your indifference. It is weak and you are strong. Live your best life.
This is the most hilarious thing and the best advice Iโve ever read on this damned hellsite.
As someone I respect very much has written on more than one occasion, you donโt have to engage in every argument you are invited to.
what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also iโm pregnant.
who tried to do my chem homework for me last time
pyrobe do my chem homework
i am coincidentally doing my own chem homework so i suppose doing urs wont hurt
mgs because it means Metal Gear Solid and the metal gears never burn
thank you hideo kojima

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Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months
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thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"
If youโre reading this by accident..
this is a sign that you are going to make it! No matter what you think it looks like right now, youโre going to succeed. Keep focusing on your goals and do not give up!ย Everything you deserve is coming your way.ย
reblog to save someone~
I installed aย โRelationship Saving Stationโ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.
The slip of paper says โThis place is a maze. I canโt escapeโ
Does OP work at Ikea or did they just show up there and install this station because Ikea is so surreal that I definitely just assumed it was the latter before I thought about it

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"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck
Hereditary (2018) dir. Ari Aster The Witch (2015) dir. Robert Eggers