Johnathan diamandis

I’m sorry, I just love how you’re pointing at him and he’s looking at you like he wants to fight

Why’s he wearing jeans

I met the woman of my dreams on Tumblr ^_^

I met the man of my dreams on Tumblr 👀😁

i met a girl who made a hate blog about me and threatened to leak my nudes!!!

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it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

Or do both for twice the punch!

This is what Portland Police think that the BLM protesters can do

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

I’m fucking WHEEZING

do any of you regularly think “FUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceited” while having a normal conversation with someone 

I’M JUST TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO HELP EASE YOUR PAIN: a novel

I’m Socially Awkward and This is How I Show I Understand: a thesis on my inability to communicate my desire to help

Mood. -V

This is the most hilarious thing and the best advice I’ve ever read on this damned hellsite.

As someone I respect very much has written on more than one occasion, you don’t have to engage in every argument you are invited to.

i am coincidentally doing my own chem homework so i suppose doing urs wont hurt

mgs because it means Metal Gear Solid and the metal gears never burn

thank you hideo kojima

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

The slip of paper says “This place is a maze. I can’t escape”

Does OP work at Ikea or did they just show up there and install this station because Ikea is so surreal that I definitely just assumed it was the latter before I thought about it

"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck