Starts with P ends with orn

The binturong who doesn’t want you to talk to her or her son ever again

my pre-columbian miis and the art they were based on

If you think certain substances should be excluded from informed consent (either withheld or forcibly administered) you've gone wrong somewhere.

juice box

3. eat every fruit u can

9/11

this is such a staggeringly catastrophic piece of news that i'm shocked it wasn't said by nintendo. congrats to sony for one-upping them in anti-consumer practices.

Pam Grier, ca. 1970s

Ryan Destiny

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

decide the nuance of your answer for yourself this is your call