ok

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

she yank on it till i die

Alright which one of you forgot to bring the table

Welcome to Krogers where we are duty bound to fuck you good and proper

Shame bc I want to be fucked bad and with negative decorum

that's what costco is for

one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were

this is just absolutely not true. people do not normally drink printer ink.

she yank on it till i die

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

you like the 1970s? okay show me your bush then. oh you don’t have one? that’s what i thought poser

Go fuck your self. So the 70’s is only about pussy hair? Moron.

^poser

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

they need to make a heart emoji with angel wings

and one with devil horns!

i hate when youtube food reviewers take a bite out of a burger and hold it right up to the camera where they took a bite. like thanks, looks disgusting, what are you gonna show me next? A Man's Asshole?

hey that's the guy who had a legitimate full mental breakdown because people said aging and dying was natural and he insisted saying that was tantamount to supporting genocide and him and weren't meant to age or die. the fursona guy. that's him

It's all "keep tumblr weird" until a real weirdo shows up I see