I am super cat

also barbara is there as oracle and she is a wheelchair user :) the first 3 episodes are out now and it’s on webtoon which is free

no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan

This post makes people so angry op is in witness protection

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head* 

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*

i think that Caleb would lay out a plan for careful courtship with Essek where they're very clear about their boundaries and intentions and want to proceed with caution because of where they are in their lives. but i also think he would Lose all control and make out with him immediately when they inevitably return to the necromancy gem and Essek uses some fancy dunamancy to get it for him.

"LKHDSGLKHSGSKD OMFfGG THIS IS SENDING ME" to where??hell?? you're already logged in

The first Back to the Future really just said "This is Relatable Teenage Protagonist Marty McFly. He's great, we love him. This is Crazy Shady Scientist Doc Brown. We love him too. They would die for each other without hesitation. No we will not explain."

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

I love this. I love everything about this

swimming pools at night are definitely haunted for sure

i mean this as a compliment btw

*bites someone* haha sorry cant help it my star sign is violence *kills you*

can you unbite me please i have somewhere to be in two hours

no

$27.99

one hundred thousand skeletons.

four hundred thousand skeletons.

turning a big dial taht says “Skeletons” on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

*rotates you by 90 degrees in the 4th dimension thus causing you to be perpendicular to time as we understand it*

*rotates you again so now youre experiencing time upside down*

Please stop

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