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ratliker1917

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

ratlicker1917

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

ratliker1917

Delete this account immediately.

#karel #roflcopter meatspin #<- i should tag him by his full name in all posts if i'm being real #bothercopter

fixing-bad-posts

#........#shay #chauncey

straightboyfriend

my favorite AITA ruling comments

swordmouse

I’m a fan of this one.

quaranmine

would like to add this one

#prim #zeno #melody #.........suddenly imagining those three in the same room. how have i never imagined this before?

plasmalogical

#chauncey #diane

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kaijuno

Bright red sky after a storm when I was working at Walmart a few years ago. Still one of my favorite pictures

kaijuno

I like the way you think

#inspiration

fragranticareviewers

#SOLEIL

yms1

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

#karel

bimbonic

oh m-...ahhh...my pockages

#watch

coldn1ghtz

Me, leaning against the wall with a flirty smirk on my face: "hey good looking, what's cooking?"

The steel factory:

jockey-fullof-bourbon

@funnier-when-objectum

#karel #prim

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eri-lessthan3

ueein nyough

milf-n-dilf-dippin-dots

Pronounced it aloud and yeah, they are ueein nyough

#.......#shay #karel #angelbot

catilinas

had a dream that the cool new trend was to drink water but only while standing in doorways because that made the water “more liminal” which was a good thing for unclear reasons

#insomnia party

avidcollectorofdust

Having a boyfriend is literally free

avidcollectorofdust

I’m stuck in my room because i have a fresh arm tattoo that’s not exactly fun to drive with and my little sister and her friends are hanging out in the kitchen so instead of doomscrolling or agonizing over creative projects i’m sending him pictures of various car parts and asking him to name them

wheeel……

I think he likes it?

I will open the fucking TikTok app just to watch this video multiple times

klapollo

TIKTOKER: I swear to God, no one tickles my testicles more than the people of my own fucking country. Okay, so like WHAT HAPPENED was this year, this summer, I was in Korea. And I linked up with a homie that I haven't met in a long time, just catching up. "Oh my God, how are you? You GRADUATED? That's insane, where do you work!?" Whatever. Okay.

So there was a conversation about like, food and preferences. So I just asked him! I just asked him: (in Korean, pronoucing "asparagus" as a Korean loan word) "Hey, when you eat steak, do you put asparagus?"

(in English) And this BITCH. He looks at me DEAD STRAIGHT IN THE FUCKING EYES. Has the AUDACITY to just.... degrade, I guess! Ask me: (in Korean) "HAH! Hey, aren't you from America? Why are you calling it (emphasizing the Korean pronunciation of asparagus) ASPARAGUS?"

(in English, in an exaggerated stereotypical American accent) OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY! Am I supposed to say ASS-PARA-GUSS? ASS-PARA-GUSS? DO I GO (says his question again in Korean, but breaks up the flow of the speech by pronouncing all the loan words with American pronunciation).

IT FUCKS THE FLOW!!! WHY ARE YOU BITCHING!? I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY! YOU MONOLINGUAL FUCK!!!!

#PRIM

maachine-deactivated20250630

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#charley

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gnagster-deactivated20140907

i put the :// in http://

#shay

tatranky-n-chill

Fuck the Tower of Babel, whoever was in charge of creating czech and croatian words did some messed up shit.

khaarl-i

Hrvatski/croatian - “you’re amazing”

Česky/czech - “you're weird”

#karel

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