Unofficial SCPs

uSCP-7112: The Memory Absorber

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-7112 is to be kept in a secure, airtight container at all times. The container should be placed in a soundproofed chamber to prevent any unauthorized individuals from being affected by uSCP-7112's abilities. Access to uSCP-7112 is restricted to Level 4 personnel or above, and any interaction with the object must be done while wearing sound-cancelling headphones and other appropriate protective gear.

Description: uSCP-7112 is a small, black device resembling a USB flash drive. When inserted into any electronic device with a screen, such as a computer or a smartphone, it activates a series of rapidly flashing lights and emits a high-pitched sound. Those within range of the sound and light will experience a sudden and overwhelming sense of nostalgia and vivid memories, often of events that never occurred or of people that they have never met.

Subjects who have been exposed to uSCP-7112's effects report feeling disoriented and confused, often experiencing headaches and nausea. Extended exposure to uSCP-7112 can result in permanent memory loss, leaving the subject unable to recall any events or memories from their past.

uSCP-4682: The Punny Punisher

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-4682 is to be kept in a standard containment chamber at Site-███. The chamber must be soundproofed and equipped with a system to neutralize any puns that uSCP-4682 may produce. Personnel interacting with uSCP-4682 must undergo mandatory pun-resistant training before entering the chamber.

Description: uSCP-4682 is a humanoid entity with the ability to generate and project puns at a rapid rate. Its puns have a variety of effects, including but not limited to causing physical harm, inducing extreme laughter, or altering reality in a limited manner.

uSCP-4682 has a strong affinity for wordplay and will engage in puns at every opportunity, often to the detriment of those around it. Its puns have been known to cause headaches, nausea, and in extreme cases, death.

Attempts to communicate with uSCP-4682 have been met with a barrage of puns, making it difficult to discern any useful information. It is unclear how uSCP-4682 acquired its anomalous properties.

Addendum: On ██/██/20██, uSCP-4682 breached containment and entered the cafeteria at Site-███. Personnel present reported feeling physically ill and disoriented from the sheer volume of puns produced by uSCP-4682. A containment team was able to re-secure uSCP-4682 without incident, but several staff members required medical attention for pun-related injuries.

uSCP-8349 "The Laughing Gas Tank"

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-8349 is to be kept in a standard containment locker at all times when not in use for testing. Access to uSCP-8349 requires Level 2 clearance and must be approved by at least two senior staff members. Testing with uSCP-8349 must be conducted in a ventilated room with proper respiratory protection.

Description: uSCP-8349 appears to be a standard gas tank, similar to those used in welding or for filling balloons. However, the gas contained within uSCP-8349 has a unique effect on human subjects. When inhaled, the gas causes uncontrollable fits of laughter for a period of several minutes, similar to the effects of nitrous oxide.

While the effects of uSCP-8349 are generally harmless, extended exposure can cause physical and mental exhaustion, leading to potential harm to the subject. Additionally, the effects of uSCP-8349 can cause individuals to lose control of their bodily functions, leading to potentially embarrassing situations.

Despite the potential risks, uSCP-8349 has been the subject of several successful pranks and is considered a favorite among Foundation personnel for its comedic effects.

uSCP-6749 "The Chameleon Stone"

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-6749 is to be kept in a secure storage locker at all times when not being actively studied. Access to uSCP-6749 is restricted to Level 3 personnel or above, and any experimentation or testing involving uSCP-6749 must be approved by at least two Level 4 personnel.

Description: uSCP-6749 is a small, smooth stone measuring approximately 5cm x 5cm x 5cm. Its surface is grey and unremarkable, but it has the unusual property of changing its color and pattern to match the environment around it. The exact mechanism of this ability is unknown, but it is believed to be some form of adaptive camouflage.

Despite its innocuous appearance, uSCP-6749 is highly dangerous. When someone touches uSCP-6749, they experience a sudden, overwhelming urge to possess it. This urge quickly turns into an obsession, and individuals who come into contact with uSCP-6749 will go to great lengths to keep it in their possession.

Over time, exposure to uSCP-6749 causes a range of psychological effects, including paranoia, hallucinations, and delusions. In some cases, individuals have become violent and dangerous in their efforts to keep uSCP-6749.

uSCP-9865: "The Shadow Hunter"

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-9865 is to be contained in a secure, soundproof chamber lined with steel. The chamber must be monitored by at least two security personnel at all times. Access to the chamber is only permitted with Level 4 clearance and above.

Description: uSCP-9865 is a humanoid entity standing approximately 2.5 meters tall. Its body is covered in a dark, shadow-like substance that seems to be constantly shifting and swirling. uSCP-9865 has no discernible facial features or other identifying characteristics.

uSCP-9865 is capable of manipulating shadows and darkness, making it difficult to track and locate. It has also been observed to have the ability to phase through solid objects, making it nearly impossible to contain.

While uSCP-9865 is generally docile, it has been known to become aggressive and attack when it feels threatened. Its attacks are extremely dangerous and have been known to cause severe injury or even death.

Attempts to communicate with uSCP-9865 have been unsuccessful, and its motives and origins remain unknown.

uSCP-7582: "The Scream Box"

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-7582 is to be kept in a locked containment chamber at all times, and no personnel are allowed to interact with it directly. Any experimentation or testing with uSCP-7582 must be done remotely via robotic equipment.

Description: uSCP-7582 appears to be a small, innocuous box with a red button on the top. When the button is pressed, a high-pitched scream emanates from the box at an extremely loud volume, causing extreme psychological distress to anyone within hearing range. The scream lasts for approximately 30 seconds before stopping.

Despite its apparent simplicity, uSCP-7582 has caused significant damage and loss of life due to its use as an "evil prank" by individuals with malicious intent. The psychological effects of the scream can lead to panic attacks, heart palpitations, and even permanent hearing damage.

Addendum: Incident Report uSCP-7582-A

On [REDACTED], uSCP-7582 was obtained by the Foundation after reports of multiple deaths and injuries resulting from its use. The object was found in the possession of a group of teenagers who had been using it to play pranks on unsuspecting individuals.

During transportation to the containment facility, uSCP-7582 was accidentally activated, causing the driver of the transport vehicle to lose control and crash, resulting in the deaths of two Foundation personnel and significant damage to the surrounding area.

uSCP-7458: Animorpher

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-7458 is to be kept in a secure animal enclosure at Site-███. Access to uSCP-7458 is restricted to Level 3 personnel and above, and only for approved research purposes. Any interaction with uSCP-7458 must be done under strict observation and with proper protective equipment to prevent accidental activation of its anomalous properties.

Description: uSCP-7458 is a small, handheld device resembling a collar that can be affixed to any animal, including humans. Once activated, the device triggers a transformation in the wearer, resulting in an animal-human hybrid creature with enhanced physical abilities and altered cognitive and behavioral patterns.

The specific animal characteristics and abilities vary with each activation and can range from minor physical changes to complete metamorphosis. The effects last for up to two hours, after which the wearer reverts to their original form.

Experiments with uSCP-7458 have shown that the device can have adverse effects on the mental and emotional states of the wearer, often resulting in increased aggression or anxiety. Furthermore, repeated use of uSCP-7458 has been shown to cause permanent physical and psychological damage.

Due to the potential danger posed by uSCP-7458, it is strictly prohibited for use on humans or any animals that have not been specifically approved for testing purposes. Any unauthorized use of uSCP-7458 will result in immediate disciplinary action.

uSCP-8675: The Hugbug Plushie

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-8675 is to be kept in a standard containment locker at Site-██. Access to uSCP-8675 requires level 2 clearance and must be approved by at least two senior researchers. Any personnel handling uSCP-8675 must undergo a psychological evaluation before and after contact to ensure no anomalous effects have occurred.

Description: uSCP-8675 is a plush toy resembling a bug, measuring approximately 30 centimeters in length and 20 centimeters in height. It has a soft, fluffy body with a yellow and black striped pattern, and large, round black eyes. The toy emits a low-frequency vibration and produces a faint, pleasant scent when activated.

When a person hugs uSCP-8675, they experience a strong feeling of comfort and happiness, similar to the sensation of being hugged by a loved one. This effect intensifies with prolonged contact and can lead to a state of euphoria. Extended exposure to uSCP-8675 has been shown to have a positive impact on mental health, reducing stress, anxiety, and depression in test subjects.

Despite its beneficial effects, uSCP-8675 has been known to cause addiction-like behavior in some individuals. Prolonged exposure can lead to a desire for constant contact with the toy, and subjects have been known to exhibit erratic and possessive behavior when separated from it.

uSCP-8643 "The Shape Shifter"

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-8643 is to be kept in a secure toy chest in a standard containment locker at Site-██. Access to uSCP-8643 is restricted to Level 2 personnel and above, and must be accompanied by at least one armed guard. Testing of uSCP-8643 is allowed only with written permission from two Level 3 personnel.

Description: uSCP-8643 is a small, plush toy that can change its shape to mimic any animal or creature that the user desires. The toy measures approximately 15 centimeters in length and 10 centimeters in height. It has a soft, velvety texture and is predominantly colored in white.

The user must simply hold uSCP-8643 and imagine the animal or creature they want it to transform into. The toy will then shift its shape and texture to closely resemble the desired creature. The transformation is not limited to Earthly animals, and has been observed to mimic various mythical creatures as well. However, the transformation will not provide any of the abilities or special traits of the creature being mimicked.

Testing has shown that uSCP-8643's transformation ability is not limited to a specific number of transformations, and can be used indefinitely. However, repeated use has been shown to cause wear and tear on the plush toy's stitching and material, and may eventually render the toy unusable.

uSCP-8572 "The Pen of Reality Alteration"

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-8572 is to be stored in a standard containment locker at Site-██. Any personnel handling uSCP-8572 must be cleared by at least Level 3 personnel and be equipped with standard reality anchoring equipment. Access to uSCP-8572 is to be granted only for approved experimentation purposes.

Description: uSCP-8572 is a black ink pen with no visible markings or brandings. The pen appears to be an ordinary ballpoint pen, and its physical properties have shown no anomalies when subjected to standard testing procedures.

However, uSCP-8572 possesses an extraordinary and potentially dangerous ability. When used to write on any surface, uSCP-8572 alters the reality of the written text, making it become true. This reality alteration effect is not limited to physical objects and has been observed to affect events and individuals as well.

Tests have shown that the strength of the reality alteration effect is proportional to the length and complexity of the written text. As such, all experimentation involving uSCP-8572 must be approved by at least Level 3 personnel and conducted with extreme caution.

Addendum: Incident Log uSCP-8572-01

On ██/██/20██, Dr. ████████ conducted an unauthorized experiment with uSCP-8572, writing a lengthy text on a piece of paper that detailed a series of catastrophic events. The text described the events happening within the next 24 hours.

Within hours of the experiment, reports of the events described in the text began to surface, causing widespread panic and chaos. Foundation personnel were dispatched to contain the situation, and Dr. ████████ was taken into custody for questioning.

uSCP-8375: The Singing Teapot

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-8375 is to be kept in a standard secure locker in Site-██. Access to uSCP-8375 requires Level 3 clearance and must be approved by at least two Level 3 personnel. No personnel are allowed to touch uSCP-8375 without wearing soundproof gloves.

Description: uSCP-8375 appears to be a vintage teapot made of silver and decorated with intricate floral designs. Despite being a normal object, uSCP-8375 has an extraordinary and strong ability. When water is poured into uSCP-8375 and heated, it emits a powerful and hypnotic melody that can affect anyone within hearing distance.

Anyone who hears the melody becomes completely entranced by it and is unable to resist its effects. They will feel compelled to dance and move to the rhythm of the melody, completely ignoring their surroundings and any potential danger. The effect lasts for as long as the melody is playing and for a short time afterward.

Those who have been affected by uSCP-8375 describe the experience as euphoric and addictive, and many have attempted to access uSCP-8375 for prolonged exposure. However, prolonged exposure can result in severe mental deterioration and loss of cognitive function.

Attempts to record or reproduce the melody have been unsuccessful, as the effect only seems to occur when water is poured into uSCP-8375 and heated. Researchers are still trying to determine the source of the melody and how it affects the human brain.

uSCP-8567 "The Cataclysmic Entity"

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-8567 is to be contained in a reinforced, sealed containment chamber located at Site-██. The chamber is to be equipped with high-strength blast doors and reinforced walls, as well as automated turrets and other defensive measures to prevent uSCP-8567 from breaching containment. No personnel are allowed within a 500-meter radius of the chamber unless authorized by Level 4 personnel.

Description: uSCP-8567 is a humanoid entity standing approximately 8 meters tall and weighing an estimated 10 tons. Its body is covered in a hard, chitinous armor, and it possesses immense strength and durability. uSCP-8567 has demonstrated the ability to generate intense bursts of energy, capable of causing catastrophic damage to anything in its vicinity.

The most dangerous aspect of uSCP-8567 is its ability to release a devastating energy blast from its chest, which can destroy entire buildings and cause widespread devastation. The entity has also demonstrated the ability to regenerate from most forms of damage, making it nearly impossible to kill through conventional means.

Despite its fearsome appearance and abilities, uSCP-8567 has shown a surprising level of intelligence and strategic thinking. It has been observed studying the defenses of its containment chamber and attempting to find weaknesses that could be exploited.

Attempts to communicate with uSCP-8567 have been met with hostility, and it has shown no interest in cooperating with Foundation personnel. Its motives and origins are unknown, and it is considered one of the most dangerous SCPs in Foundation custody.

uSCP-8342 "The Fluffball"

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-8342 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell. The cell is to be furnished with a soft bed, toys, and treats to ensure uSCP-8342's comfort. uSCP-8342 is to be fed a specialized diet provided by the facility staff. Regular check-ups with a veterinarian are also required.

Description: uSCP-8342 is a small, fluffy creature resembling a mix between a rabbit and a kitten. Its fur is soft and white, and its eyes are large and blue. uSCP-8342 has the ability to emit a high-pitched sound that has been shown to elicit positive emotional responses in humans.

When uSCP-8342 is in close proximity to humans, it will emit a sound that causes feelings of joy, calmness, and contentment. This effect is strongest when uSCP-8342 is physically touching the individual. The effect lasts for approximately 30 minutes after separation from uSCP-8342.

Testing has shown that uSCP-8342's ability to induce positive emotions is not affected by distance or barriers, as long as the individual is aware of uSCP-8342's presence. uSCP-8342 has shown no signs of aggression and has been cooperative with Foundation staff.

uSCP-7896 "Empathic Transmutator"

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-7896 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber with reinforced walls and an electromagnetic field to prevent any unauthorized communication. uSCP-7896 is to be monitored by a minimum of two Level 2 personnel at all times. uSCP-7896 is to be provided with a variety of emotionally charged materials and stimuli to prevent any unexpected outbursts or sudden shifts in mood.

Description: uSCP-7896 is a humanoid entity with the ability of emotional transmutation. When in close proximity to another individual, uSCP-7896 is able to absorb and manipulate their emotional state, transferring it to another person or object. The range of this ability varies depending on the emotional intensity of the individual, with stronger emotions having a greater effect.

When transferring emotions, uSCP-7896's physical appearance also changes to reflect the emotion being absorbed. For example, if uSCP-7896 absorbs someone's anger, its skin will turn red and its eyes will glow a fiery orange.

uSCP-7896 has shown the ability to manipulate emotions for its own benefit, often causing individuals to become deeply attached or infatuated with it. This has led to several incidents of uSCP-7896 attempting to breach containment by manipulating its handlers.

uSCP-8276 "The Glass Menagerie"

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-8276 is to be kept in a standard containment chamber at all times. The chamber must be made of reinforced glass, with a thickness of at least 5 inches. The chamber must be kept at a constant temperature of 20°C (68°F) and humidity of 50%. Any personnel entering the chamber must wear gloves and protective eyewear to prevent accidental damage to uSCP-8276.

Description: uSCP-8276 is a collection of delicate glass figurines, resembling various animals and creatures. The figurines vary in size, ranging from 1 inch to 8 inches in height. Each figurine appears to be unique, with intricate designs and patterns etched into the glass.

Despite their fragile appearance, uSCP-8276's figurines have been observed moving and changing positions when no one is present in the containment chamber. This movement appears to be random and unpredictable, with no discernible pattern or purpose.

In addition to their anomalous movement, uSCP-8276's figurines have been known to emit a faint humming sound when in close proximity to each other. The sound appears to be a form of communication between the figurines, though its meaning and purpose are currently unknown.

Attempts to remove or duplicate the figurines have proven unsuccessful, as any attempt to touch or move them causes them to shatter into thousands of small glass shards. It is believed that uSCP-8276's figurines are composed of an unknown type of glass with unique properties that prevent them from being replicated or handled without breaking.

uSCP-7856: "The Interdimensional Gateway"

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-7856 is to be kept within a reinforced containment chamber at Site-██. Access to the chamber is restricted to Level 3 personnel and above, with all interactions to be conducted remotely. Any physical testing or experimentation must be approved by at least two Level 4 personnel.

Description: uSCP-7856 is an interdimensional gateway that appears as a shimmering portal of light approximately two meters in diameter. The gateway is capable of transporting objects and living beings between different dimensions, with the destination being random and unpredictable.

uSCP-7856 was recovered from a remote research facility where it had been accidentally activated, resulting in the displacement of several personnel to unknown dimensions. Due to the unpredictable nature of the portal, retrieval of the missing personnel has been deemed impossible.

Attempts to close or destroy uSCP-7856 have been unsuccessful, as it seems to possess a self-regenerating ability. Furthermore, uSCP-7856 has been observed to emit low-level psychic emissions, causing a feeling of unease in individuals within proximity.

uSCP-8888: The Mirror's Curse

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: uSCP-8888 is to be contained within a standard anomalous object containment locker at Site-██. The locker must be monitored at all times by at least two security personnel equipped with reflective eye protection.

Description: uSCP-8888 is a large ornate mirror with a wooden frame measuring approximately 1.5 meters in height and 1 meter in width. It is said to have been originally owned by a wealthy aristocratic family and has been passed down through generations. The mirror's surface is highly reflective and appears to be of a high-quality silver coating. However, the mirror has the ability to display reflections of alternate dimensions, which appear to be similar to our own but with minor differences.

Any individual who makes eye contact with their reflection within uSCP-8888 will experience a sudden personality shift, often leading to significant changes in behavior and thought patterns. This effect is believed to be caused by the reflection's alternate dimension self "possessing" the individual's mind, effectively replacing their original personality with that of their alternate dimension counterpart.

Affected individuals will remain under the influence of the mirror until physically removed from its proximity. Attempts to reverse the effect through psychiatric or medicinal treatment have proven unsuccessful.