The Eggxorcist
trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

shark vs the universe


Kaledo Art
wallacepolsom

noise dept.

#extradirty

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
AnasAbdin

titsay
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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The Eggxorcist

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mutuals do this
catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight
wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back
like there comes a point where you think something is fundamentally wrong with you. and then it turns out it’s just Friday and you haven’t washed your hair in three days and maybe you’re also just a little lonely and the combination of all three of those things is whittling a hole into your chest every time you breathe. but also the sun’s up. and you’ve survived everything so far, so you’ll survive this too, even if it hurts, even if you have to survive it many times.
and then i hold the clock button down. firmly, and with finality.
"shhhh. it will be over in a moment. shhhhhh. forget. forget."

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People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.
I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.
I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.
There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me
I'd really like to have a more eclectic sense of style, but all the stuff I like is just *bad texture* *fabric too thin* *doesn't fit* *long sleeve* *doesn't fit* *bad texture* *doesn't fit* *requires more than the bare minimum of upkeep* *causes dysphoria* *would show sweat too well* *bad texture* *restricts movement too much* *doesn't fit* *bad texture* *fits but makes me look like a bowling alley employee* *bad texture* *doesn't fit* *doesn't fit*
Do you ever write out a multi-paragraph rebuttal to something and then think "actually I do not want to get involved in this" and close it
When Americans say "good for you!" My German brain understands:
Ja schön für dich (passiv agressiv)
I didn't have 'German Chancellor suffers eye injury after jogging accident and posting pics of himself with an eyepatch and "I'm excited for the memes" on twitter on my 2023 bingo card and yet

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"if you self-ID as queer" do you think queer people... need to be diagnosed? Assigned queer at birth? The queer fairy comes to your house delivering your acceptance letter to Queer University? You must be this queer to ride, as decided by the Queer Council?
happy pride 🌈
ko-fi | p/aypal
This is peak humour. There is nothing you’ll ever see that will top this.
but maybe theres Villeichtskier
@ladyahiru Mmm, whatchu say…
Might I suggest Geralt and Gerjung?
Ask and you shall receive
Ah ja der bekannte und beliebte Deuteragonist bei The Witcher, Jaskyr
@ramenyul @chaotic-bard
Shamelessly poaching someone elses idea, social media poll but the options arent solely geared 2wards 15 year olds
what was your first social media before tumblr??
Tumblr was my first social media ever <3
Amino
DeviantArt
Google+
LiveJournal
MySpace
MSN
one of the big three (twitter/tiktok/instagram)
other (add in the tags!)
Reblog 4 a bigger sample size dadada you know how it is w polls
Shoutout to SchülerVZ 😅

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you’re not for everyone. so what. literally so what. you still have people who will always love you & whom you mean the world to. and you also have yourself. you’re not missing out, they are
the sexual tension between a 20something year old and having emotional stability
my favorite part about being a 20something year old is thinking i’m emotionally stable and then having an absolute breakdown 2 seconds later