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got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

throwing lit matches at preschoolers is punk

I know this is a joke, and this is tumblr, but do not do this. Preschoolers frequently leak highly flammable fluids. I get that this is the kids-hating website, but throwing lit matches at preschoolers doesn't just hurt them, it hurts all of the surrounding buildings in your community, not to mention yourself and any nearby trees. It's not "punk" to destroy other people's personal or private property, it's just rude.

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Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency