that's probably valid

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

i was talking to one of my coworkers about my trip and she asked me where i was going and i said austria and she looked at me all confused and then she said “like…austria-hungary?” and i wasn’t quite sure how to break it to her

#i’ve been in a coma since 1914#i can’t wait to see my favorite modern empire (via elucubrare)

hey did i ever share with you guys the absolute funniest thing i have ever seen a fic description lead with

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

disney fucking caused brexit

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

Your actions have consequences

sir that’s my emotional support song on repeat

noted gender theorist fred durst makes reference to the concept of non-binary gender in limp bizkit’s opus “rollin’ (air raid vehicle)”, which along with the “ladies” and “fellas” refers to “the people who don’t give a fuck”