A day late, with Starbucks and booze

I literally spit water all over my screen.

Is it lost? Is it trapped? Is it home? Is it innocent? Is it hunting you? Can you feel it watching you? Is it the house?

Peer reviewing these tags cause this is the third time I've seen this on my dash, and these tags are what made me actually watch the video

This was loosely based off livor mortis which is the bluish-purple discoloration of the skin of dead bodies. It’s a result of the gravitation of blood but fuck that vamps are purple now

Conclusion: The Count from Sesame Street is a VOC (Vampire of Color), and we stan

original template here

Le important day in meme history has arrived

Here she is in November 2023 celebrating her 18th birthday and being a very good doge.

like, you can complain all you want about capitalism and how CEO's have become more greedy, but failing to acknowledge that this road was paved by your very same racist parents who didn't want black and brown people to even have the same chance at the same opportunities....you're missing the whole picture, 1. and 2, we will never get anywhere until you grapple with this first and recognize the damage racism has done to the very fabric of society.

hanif abdurraqib from the crown ain’t worth much

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Based on a submission by @dearratroi

SCHITT'S CREEK 1.04 "Bad Parents"

[ID: Nine screencaps from Taskmaster. The Taskmaster house is shown, with the message, "If you found this FASTEST, choose one contestant to LOSE 5 POINTS." Inside the house, Sue Perkins says regretfully, "Only because I've never met him before, and he's young and beautiful, and he'll get over this - Sam Campbell!" Later, in the same room, Susan Wokoma says, "Do I just choose a name? Erm, Sam Campbell!" Later, in the studio, Greg Davies asks, "Sam, it only feels right I should get your comment on both women turning on you like snakes?" Sam says happily, "Yeah, it's just exciting to know people are talking about me." End ID.]