welp

Couples shirts. One says "IM FUCKING WEIRD" and one says "IM WEIRD"

men will make a reddit post saying their gf is weird and then describe the coolest woman imaginable

has a breakdown about what a lonely life it is. goes for a walk with headphones in. purchases a beverage at the supermarket. you know how it goes

my cat can instinctively tell when I’m upset about something and she will come in and bite my toes to make me feel worse 🥺 what a little empath

she’s like “oh I’ll give you something to cry about” 😈 *chomp*

researchers at MIT have proven their hypothesis that "eyeballin' it" is the most accurate form of measurement

Dismiss the idea that you are cursed to suffer for eternity and start bringing little joys into your life NOW. It will build up in time...

What’s that blue thing next to the New Yorker?

get high and think of me

get high and think of me

This is what all my dreams were like as a child

this is literally so fucking funny