IM GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR IF IT KILLS ME

can i come over and touch your things and belongings

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

i wish my cat could have a few beers with me

Gang of whimsypunks saw me dumpster diving in the alley behind the marble store. Cornered me. The lankiest one started coming at me with a paintbrush. Couldn't have been older than 30. Just a kid. Watched the light leave their smiley contact lenses after unleashing my sub-2-second Bill drill. If they got within 7 yards and thought to sprint, I'd be done for. Perfect El Presidente on the ones that were running. Couldn't let them report back to the rest of the "polycute." I know how they operate. You get marked as a "grumpy gus" and one night you wake up with hundreds of burning sparklers in the shape of a butterfly on your lawn. Not me. Not again. What is the world coming to? Oh god. Oh, god.