SLAPSTICK NIGHTMARE (LAUDATORY)

i understand the point of being like “be critical with everything you consume” but man sometimes i just wanna consume things without a single thought in my brain. arent yall tired

dick van dyke's lesser known brother fuck van fag

its been 105 years since kafka ate this terrible peach

its been 106 years since kafka ate this terrible peach

it’s been 107 years since kafka ate this terrible peach

we have enough tenderqueer coffeshop domestic media. we need to divert resources to making the gay version of beavis and butthead

The last human alive would have to update the Wikipedia page for Homo sapiens as “Extinct” before they die.

No they wouldn’t

The key is under this pillow, under my head. To get it? Read me a bedtime story. But be warned! If you do not do the voices and the happy hamster hop, the bomb in the book will detonate.