Legion Blunt Rotation

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

Hey this is a pretty cool approach maybe we should take that to the Internet instead of trying to invade the privacy of millions of adults because some parents can't parent their kids

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit