reset. reset. reset.

I do love the form of literary analysis that is essentially, "If I were put in a situation, I would simply not have an emotional response at all, and all my actions would be both logical and moral. The character, who has acted otherwise under duress, must simply be a defective person."

bro your salt is perfectly My Wound shaped

the soft animal of my body wants a spliff and four pints of cider

soft animal of my body is up for a kebab

list of mutuals that are FUNDAMENTAL for a healthy dashboard ecosystem (in no particular order): complainers, 30 year olds, emotionally stunted women, underachievers, people with a sedentary lifestyle, eastern europeans, workaholics and last but not least killjoy feminists

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

take off your genitals... you won't need them for the kind of sex we'll be having...

me, buying things i don’t need: this is going to solve everything

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense