reset. reset. reset.

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

Official ominous sign(s)

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

i would produce up to hundreds of innovative materials if i had machinery

we could be building lots of structures with my innovative materials

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

i feel like i'm going Italian

*insane

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must've been the wind

the thing about nonfiction is you come out of it with several more books to put on your to be read list and it's only gonna branch out from there so really the only solution is to read every book in human history starting at the beginning